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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 11:30 AM | #1
Everyday life of Quinn and crew after the Quinncident. Mostly humorous. Not set in the Ninety Seven Percent universe.

In which Quinn defends shooting first...



“I never fired a shot at you,” Quinn huffed. They were having this conversation again. In front of the crew. Vette and Pierce were happily eating popcorn and sucking down beer as they watched.

“You fired several shots at me. They all missed,” Athra said blandly.

“I was firing at the spots behind you, not you, my lord.”

“What difference does it make?”

“It makes all the difference, my lord.”

“You just want to say you never fired at shot at me, don’t you.”

“It’s true.”

“Semantics!”

“Perfectly valid way to state the events on the Transponder Station.”

She laughed. The corners of his eyes crinkled.

“Five to one odds she punches him in the face,” Pierce muttered to Vette.

“No bet. She never punches him in the face. Ruins his good looks or something stupid like that,” Vette muttered back.


Notes:
Spoiler
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 11:35 AM | #2
In which tea is made bitter through nefarious means...



“Are we ever going to discuss what happened on the transponder station?” Athra asked one night in bed.

“We’ve talked about it at length, my lord. I’ve apologized several thousand times. You even made me write it out on pad and paper. Very expensive paper, I might add,” he murmured next to her.

“Did you really think you could kill me?”

“Of course not. I was hoping you’d kill me.”

“What? Why?”

“Because Baras is a fat b*stard and another giant stain on my career as an otherwise completely loyal husband and lover to one Lord Athra.”

She shifted to face him in the dark. He was staring at the ceiling with his hands resting under his head.

“Did you drink your tea?”

“Yes, and I’d appreciate it if you would stop slipping truth serums into them,” he huffed. “They make the tea taste bitter.”

She laughed as he pouted in the dark.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 11:49 AM | #3
Before the Quinncident…

Athra and Quinn were out on a dinner date one evening in Nar Shaddaa's finest casino. Quinn was quite adamant that it was, in fact, not a date, but a meeting with his superior officer that happened to occur over a nice meal. And it wasn’t romantic, no matter how many candles or private booths were involved.

“You know, I’ve never actually seen you eat anything,” Athra said as she cut into her Nerf steak.

“I do eat,” Quinn responded with a bit of a huff.

“Go for it.”

Quinn continued to sit stock still in his seat. Athra rolled her eyes at his antics. He was a strange man. She turned her attentions elsewhere for a brief moment. That Twi’lek could sure dance. He was slightly effeminate, but he had that hip roll down. She briefly wondered if she could get Quinn to dress in a slave outfit for a bit of roleplaying. She laughed at the thought of Quinn dancing around like a Twi’lek in a slave outfit. Vette probably had a slave outfit somewhere. She giggled. When she turned back to Quinn, his food was gone.

“Where’d your food go? I didn’t see a waiter come by,” she asked in astonishment.

“I ate my food, my lord,” he said happily. Or as happily as one can with a steel rod for a spine.

“I didn’t look away that long!”

“I’m a fast eater. Military trained.”

“That’s ridiculous.”

He smirked and lifted a glass of wine to his lips.


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Notes:

Spoiler
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 12:14 PM | #4
In which urges are satisfied...



“I feel like killing something. Either that or having sex. The urges are similar sometimes,” Athra said as she entered the bridge.

“I have a list of valuable objectives,” Quinn stated as he hunched over a console.

“Any of them nearby?”

“I can think of one.”

“I’ll lock the door.”

“You’re not finally going to kill me are you?” he asked softly.

“Just a little death.”
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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kabeone
08.06.2012 , 12:28 PM | #5
This is silly, and I like it

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Kalterien
08.06.2012 , 12:31 PM | #6
Oh .. silly Quinn is silly...

This is fun to read.
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bright_ephemera
08.06.2012 , 12:47 PM | #7
Quote: Originally Posted by irishfino View Post
“Did you drink your tea?”

“Yes, and I’d appreciate it if you would stop slipping truth serums into them,” he huffed. “They make the tea taste bitter.”
I choked.

On my tea.

The actual tea I was actually drinking when this suckerpunch came up.
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Magdalane
08.06.2012 , 12:50 PM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by irishfino View Post
“I feel like killing something. Either that or having sex. The urges are similar sometimes,” Athra said as she entered the bridge.
Oh, that made me laugh!
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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 01:09 PM | #9
Quote: Originally Posted by kabeone View Post
This is silly, and I like it
I'm glad you like it. These little dialogues pop up in my head all the time. I never had a use for them until now.

Quote: Originally Posted by Kalterien View Post
Oh .. silly Quinn is silly...

This is fun to read.
Quinn is too fun to play with. Glad you're enjoying it.

Quote: Originally Posted by bright_ephemera View Post
I choked.

On my tea.

The actual tea I was actually drinking when this suckerpunch came up.
Ahahaha! Maybe I should post a warning: Do not eat or drink while reading.

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Oh, that made me laugh!
Then my evil plan is working!


I'm glad you're all enjoying this! It's fun to write silly little things.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 01:10 PM | #10
In which Quinn is the best...



“This is fun,” Athra moaned softly.

“I’m sure it is,” Quinn said blandly.

“What does that mean?”

“I’m doing most of the work,” he pouted. It was a horrible attempt at a pout, at least.

“Mmm, but you hit all the spots.”

“Of course. If I am anything it is thorough.”

She moaned lowly as he continued his movements below her waist.

“Oh yeaaaaah.”

“Do you have to make so much noise? It’s distracting.”

“Whatever. Switch.”

He waited quietly for her to shift position.

“You give the best foot rubs this side of the Galaxy,” she said softly, presenting her unmassaged foot.

“I’ll update my dossier,” he said stiffly.

She laughed then groaned as he dug the pad of his thumb into the sole of her foot. So good.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!