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  1. Can we please get an answer to this? Give me a timeline. A date. I'm tired of silence though.
  2. It's been 3 weeks since the season ended. When can we expect these will come? Every week, you guys say next week. I'd like to know how much longer I need to remain subbed.
  3. This. And as several others said, adding alternative, flashing light reskins of existing assets is probably the best alternative to releasing the rewards from past season, thereby maintaining their prestige and allowing others access to gear that will keep them invested in the game.
  4. Like many others mentioned, having a semi-unique armor reward, even if it's only a unique skin of an already in-game armor would be a nice addition. That said, my main issue is the titles. They're very generic, don't fit any specific theme for the season, don't sound lethal or inspire any kind of awe, and frankly, as someone who's close to having top three on my mercenary, I'd be embarrassed to wear "The Genius Mercenary ____." The word genius refers to intelligence, while several of the other titles deal with being capable in a super generic way. Those are conflicting themes. Last season, it was clearly about heat. Hot ___, Sizzling ____, and ____ the Fiery. Advanced Class on Fire. The theme there is easy to track. This sounds like you guys used thesaurus.com to find synonyms for words you hadn't used. And I sympathize with having limited choices. You've already released a ton of titles and picking ones that don't conflict is a challenge. But these titles are just another underwhelming reward in a series of missteps with your ranked community. So, as someone with access to thesaurus.com myself, let me suggest some alternatives. If you're going with intelligence as the theme: Bronze Title - Smart _____ Silver Title - ______, the Cunning Gold Title - _______, the Wise or the Gifted Mind Top 3 title - The Ingenious (Advanced Class) _____ , which sounds better and is clearly a natural progression of the intelligence theme. Personally, I really don't like that. I'd prefer a set of titles that deal with skill as the theme: Bronze Title - Competitor _______ Silver Title - _______, the Experienced Gold Title - Accomplished Adversary _______ , or Formidable Opponent _____ Top 3 Title - The Prodigal (Advanced Class) ______ Just some thoughts. And I came up with these in maybe 20 minutes? Surely you guys can put that much time into rewards when those playing put 8+ months into getting them. Edit: Or go with another theme, because frankly, the intelligence/skill theme is pretty underwhelming in a sci fi MMO. Play to the Star Wars background, or base it off of the Gods of the Machine theme and try to drum up more interest in those. Just. Please review these and come up with a better product.
  5. Juggs? Where? Biggest Hit: 39,671 8v8 Veng Jugg https://i.imgur.com/otGE3sI.jpg
  6. Overall Damage: 5,436,218 4v4 Vengeance Juggernaut https://i.imgur.com/K8erLIk.jpg
  7. Biggest Hit: 38,684 4v4 Veng Jugg https://i.imgur.com/MeClIvB.jpg
  8. http://puu.sh/tbS79/bc9aac5463.jpg DPS: 9057.64 Damage: 7,753,343 Vengeance Juggernaut Zemphis (since Renamed to Zutazirhi) DPS: 6,954.33 Damage: 5,952,917 Vengeance Juggernaut Kyr Aukotis (I didn't have a screenshot of Kyr's DPS, so I took the damage Zemphis' did and divided it by his DPS, got 856.000349 and divided Kyr's damage by the same amount to get his dps. It's basic math.) https://i.imgur.com/5SOqxtc.jpg Biggest Hit: 37,501 Vengeance Juggernaut Kyr Aukotis https://i.imgur.com/XTKgvjL.jpg Damage Taken: 5,276,154 Bodyguard Mercenary Yeyu
  9. That's the point. They have no new content to offer because they have a skeleton crew working on the game just to keep the everyday stuff from falling into disrepair -- which it still does -- and to make new cartel packs. Packs which themselves have no imagination because they're almost always re-skinned vanilla TOR creatures (Nexu, Acklay, Vorn Tiger) with a saddle, or armor they took from KoTFE characters, or decos they took from KoTFE. Because there's no new content to keep people here, and because they're trying to keep their sub count up, their 'event' is set up to force those who want to participate to sub while they recycle their game's old content in their latest and most transparent attempt to keep people paying for a game which really has no future at this point. The very fact they even had to write an open letter to subs to try and reassure them they're invested in this game makes it clear they thought the disillusionment in this game was widespread enough that they needed to say something publicly to try and stem the flow of their bleeding sub count. 2016 breakdown: "Stay subbed for HK reward this month." "Sorry we broke something again. We'll get it in a couple patches." "Stay subbed for HK reward this month." "You'll get a new KoTFE chapter soon™ -- A chapter which I should add was completed over a year ago but we're releasing incrementally because we have no new content, and if we release very small pieces of content 1 month at a time, we'll be able to lead you on about the direction of this game for longer, which in turn will allow us to milk the most money out of our fan base who in many cases love the IP too much to recognize when they're being conned." "Oh btw, stay subbed for this month's HK reward."
  10. KoTFE is a girl's name. <The Core> is actually an ERP guild giving Thai Ladyboys an outlet in a galaxy far, far away. Season 7 of Ranked PVP will not be decided through in-game means, but through popular vote. Each server will be put on a list on a survey site (a site which can be refreshed to insure multiple votes from the same person, and thus unwavering fairness), and then voted for. The server with the most votes will automatically be granted all top 96 titles, which are to be randomized across the playerbase. Unfortunately, through means of an unexpected EAware bug, class-specific titles will go to the wrong classes. Ex: A juggernaut with the title Borus, Master of the Scoundrels. Chester Cheetah is the Emperor. Knights of the Fallen Empire is a clever marketing scheme designed to keep people subbed to a game that is intended to die at the end of 2016 to free up resources, money, and workers for games that EAware actually cares about. The Death of Ziost was an Inside Job. 2 Broke Girls™ on CBS is actually a word for word copyright infringement of the Jedi Consular Story, but like the story itself, no one has watched past Episode/Chapter 1 to see what happens. Hybrid snipers are still viable, and remain the best dot spec in the game. HM Revan can be cheesed by running 8 Sith Assassins wielding single-bladed lightsabers. The Emperor is Chester Cheetah. Jung Ma and Pot5 are heavily populated and enjoying a healthy, cross-server PvP system. Not a single person thinks that <BIRD CLAN> is annoying, but indeed, that their guild name is hilarious and all their avian-related puns might be the best thing to happen to comedy in any galaxy, far away or otherwise. A total of 19 raids may be played on the Harbinger server, wherein all 11 iterations of Kephess may be fought, killed, romanced, and revived provided a person knows a guy, who once played with another dude, who did a HM flashpoint with a former <Zorz> member. ERP Dailies may be turned into members of <Club Imperial> provided a person RPs as a Mandalorian Jedi who's related to one of an ever-growing number of Dark Council Members. <Anathema> is actually pronounced /Anna-theme-uh/, not /Uh-nath-eh-ma/. Credits can be exchanged for real currency, provided one is Chinese, a minor, and working in a digital sweatshop. The Force is actually a kind of fruit smoothie, often served with mango and lemon sherbet. Rakghouls are fictional representations of what Lady Gaga might look like when not wearing a costume. Pantschaser is the greatest raider in online gaming. Ever. Of all time. Strike that, it's actually Paboe. An additional 6 models of guild flagship are available for purchase on each faction-specific fleet, making for a total of 8 class-specific ships. However, to access these ships, one must castrate themselves live, on stream, while yodeling the phrase "Muscohu Ackbar." Terror From Beyond is actually the apocalyptic vision of what Star Wars will look like if Donald Trump is elected Supreme Chancellor. Sorcs are underperforming. In an upcoming patch, EAware intends to rectify this by making saber strike a zero damage kill provided it is the only ability on a sorcerer's toolbar. The Rapper formerly known as Godking Arriies (yes, there are indeed TWO i's) has died. However, there are undocumented reports from those who believe in his message that if you hold stacks of 20's on the street corner where 95th St. and Union St. meet, you can hear him whisper into your ear that he possesses a mixed offspring, through means of an African-American Mother. Chewing Juicy Fruit Gum will increase one's focus during difficult raid scenarios, such as floor 3 of HM Revan. Under such extremes, it is recommended that a raider chew as loudly as they can into their mic, thereby letting their fellow raiders know that they're intent on completing the operation. Eric Musco mains a Ruffian Scoundrel. When questioned as to the reason for this, his response has been succinct and unwavering: "KILL URSELF FOTM REROLLER TRASH." The mailbox in the PVP area is a bug. It will be fixed in Patch 4.1.c as it is a priority for the team, and indeed, for PVPers everywhere. Meanwhile, all ops-related bugs have been pushed back to 4.4, cited by devs and the community at large as being: 'a small draw affecting few members of the community.' Stacking presence remains the only true way to min/max a character, with the one exception being Sorcerers. Obviously, they're meant to stack defense to make up for their lightly-armored frames, and knobby sorcerer knees. In order, the guilds which are considered to be categorically superior to all the rest are as follows: RP: <Guerrilla>, for its ongoing commit to story-driven plots, involving King Kong, Spoons, Milk, and a Scot with a penchant for *******ity. ERP: <Republic>, for its lips, which are being hailed as 'great for dick sucking.' PVP: <Stop Drop and Ewok>, for its commitment to mediocrity across class and intellectual divides. PVE: <House Volkov> for 'LF 3 tank 1 pps 7 helrs SM EV.' Ordering a Corellian Whiskey in a cantina is cruise control for 'I'm an excellent RP-er, ask me about all the Darths I've killed.' It is a well established fact that completing 100% of SWTOR achievements is an equally viable way to earn 72 virgins in the afterlife. Typing out extensive stratagems in warzones, such as 9/1/1 on Civil War, or the less well-known but equally effective 4/2/0 is guaranteed to both increase your chances of winning, and making friends. To cement these odds in your favor, make certain to LOS from your healer whenever your health drops below 30% -- especially if you see that they are stunned -- and always break the mezzes of your fellow teammates. Playing AP Powertech is indisputably difficult, requiring the player of said class to have optimal knowledge of all other specs and classes across both factions before warranting even an attempt at playing one. Pyro meanwhile is a joke, and can be picked up by most every casual player. The only easier spec in game is IO Merc, which is easy enough that even liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil can play it. Doing HM EV and KP when they're highlighted is an easy gearing alternative to doing difficult raids, and benefits from the fact that all its drops are guaranteed to be 220 and 224, while NiM level ops only have a 5% chance to drop 224's from their non-apex bosses, and only then, as a result of widespread dissatisfaction from an ever-shrinking raid community that have all gone to WoW, realized it was more difficult than swtor, and probably returned to ***** on the forums. Actually, disregard all that. That's completely true and not a conspiracy. SW:TOR remains one of the most intriguing, groundbreakingly-long betas in MMO history. While it is still undetermined when it might go into its alpha and release stages, long-time lovers of Star Wars and MMO's are sure to be in for a treat when it is finished. UPDATED 2/25: Darth Revan is actually very much still alive, and has retired from the Intergalactic Revolutionary game to open a small, organic coffee shop on Tatooine. Sure, the hours are long and the price of moisture converters is murder in this economy, but it's allowed the one-time Darth an opportunity to work with his hands again, and this time it's not jerking off fanboys in lowly flashpoint encounters. Yes, Tython IS named after the legendary boxer of the same name, Mike. The Cartel Market started as a small non-profit on the Lardass server, where it originally functioned as a nerd-right's group, giving away adaptive swag to gamers whose characters were mired in the aesthetic of atrociously free green gear. Of course, once word got out that people wanted to look cool while they pretended to be cool, Bioware implemented its 3 step program toward emptying the consumer's wallet. Step one: Pretend to be an MMO. Step two: Use words like "Star Wars," and "Lightsabers" to soothe the lowly consumer into a sense of false-comfort. Step 3: Levy an egregious fee we shall heretofore refer to as a "sub" on players with the promise of content in return, while simultaneously releasing pricey vanity items in its place. Eric Musco had a small role in the movie "Pulp Fiction," wherein he was shot by Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules, who realized shepherding his brothers through the valley of darkness occasionally involved murdering a liar in cold blood. And you shall know your toon's title is 'Lord ______' when he lays his vengeance upon thee. Coincidentally, Big Kahuna Burger is coming to a Far Away Galaxy near you! Hillary Clinton maintains that she has never shared any classified information over the Holonet, be it through her personal communicator or the Galactic Republic's. <NSFW> is actually not an acronym, but the way that 'autism' is spelled in its native language. This just in: Jared Fogle has stepped down as spokesperson for Ithorian *****es LLC®, makers of Rancor Chow™ and the less-well-known product LOS Bait™ (Marauders), after it was learned that he crossed Galactic Sector Lines to "see a level 13." Sources close to the company cite at least 6 different instances on 4 different servers. "3 Subs 1 Cup" is actually not a Eurasian **** Flick starring Talizhor and Mebril of <good talk>, but a reference to the theoretical cup, or garbage can that those who play SW:TOR are throwing their money into. Meanwhile Tali and Mebril's film exploits can be caught on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, airing on Animal Planet. Macrobinocular is actually Aurebesh for the word 'Suicide.' The HK droid series actually gets its name from the much-beloved cooking series Hell's Kitchen, which also stars an obsessive-compulsive maniac, intent on murdering those around himself. The server Prophecy of the Five, or 'POT5' literally refers to the 5 earthenware pots which now power the 2 jawa NPC's that still play on that server. Zakuul spelled backward comes out to be "Go **** yourself." Of the most deadly ERP venereal diseases at large in SW:TOR, three share the pinnacle for cyber-sex severity. Of course, Iplayalesbianfemaleeventhoughimactuallyaman-itis is on the board, where it is joined by Dontworryimonlytwelveandamerpingwhatiremeberfromshareclass-arrhea, and the ever-terrible Revan-Sodoipegyoufirstordoyoupegmefirst Syndrome. SW:TOR Devs have been recently added to the Endangered Species List, as their numbers continue to thin. When asked for a comment, the National Wildlife Federation refused to say anything, citing that in doing so they would be breaking EA's Terms of Service, and could face a 7 or even 10 day 'permaban.' Wearing black/black dyes that one purchased with cartel coins provides the buff "Rich and Stupid," which is easy to locate as the icon associated with it resembles Donald Trump. This buff increases your presence by 2016 and lasts 2 minutes, in ode to the election year when many Americans moved to Canada. The three tank specs in game are all working as intended. In fact, they're actually not dps. The PTS(D) Server is back up and running, where the newest in a series of Bi-Monthly-released operations is being vetted by <Zorz> members, recently returned from their vacations in WoW. Optimistic estimates place their release as early as when hell freezes over. By popular demand, /twerk is the newest dance emote coming to the game, winning out over hopefuls /hotlinebling and /macarena.
  11. Bump. Currently LF 1-2 permanent tanks for our prog teams. PT's preferred.
  12. And another bump. UGS killed HM Master and Blaster, putting us as server first for 4/5 in HM Ravagers. With that said, we're still looking for interested players (mostly as fill-ins at the moment) for our second progression team.
  13. I'd really advise putting some effort into porting over the old records otherwise I wouldn't expect this thread to catch much steam. Anyway, here's a couple posts. Character Name: Nhula Class: Powertech Position on Leaderboard: 1 Type: Overall Damage Warzone Code: AH Screenshot: http://i.imgur.com/sEG95w0.jpg Character Name: Nhula Class: Powertech Position on Leaderboard: 1 Type: Damage per second Warzone Code: AH Screenshot: http://i.imgur.com/sEG95w0.jpg
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