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A Real UK Folk Poem - Happy First of May Springtime


Jazulfi

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First of May

First of May

Outdoor f**king starts today

But if so happen

It should rain

We f**ks off in doors again.

 

Happy First of May!!

First Day of The Springs!!

 

*sets up Wicker Ewok and deploys The Bees*

 

xD

 

No really that's horrid - Happy First of May, peoples. Spring time is the best time.

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I thought the UK was supposed to be wiped off the face of the earth because of Brexit? Aren't you all homeless and starving?😇

 

Like the poem btw. 👍

 

Half of us are grumpy and angry about the state of the country and half of us are grumpy and angry about the state of the country.

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