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10 Reasons Why PVE Players Shouldn't PVP

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10 Reasons Why PVE Players Shouldn't PVP

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JoeyDeluxe
04.30.2013 , 02:04 PM | #1
<A quick disclaimer: This is not mine but I agreed with it so much I thought I would share it with the community at large.>


Holly Neil's 10 Reasons Why PVE Players Shouldn't PVP (These are all facts)

1.) All PVE players click
2.) All PVE players keyboard turn
3.) PVE players are used to hitting something that is not moving.
4.) PVE players are undoubtedly the cesspool of the community, they add literally nothing to the game, and complain when the intelligent PvP players get nice things.
5.) All PVE players have spinal cord issues, thus, slurp out of straws when attempting to click.
6.) All PVE players enter warzones with minimal expertise thinking SOA the Infernal one will be defending a Voidstar door.
7.) All PVE players think a lot of damage is doing 400k in a full length game.
8.) When PVE players lose in a Warzone it then becomes about their gear and how they are behind everybody else. It's never their fault for the loss.
9.) PVE players pop everything when a warrior force leaps to them, much like Whyspr the assassin ROFL
10.) PVE players care about winning/losing in regular Warzones because they average around 3 wins per week.
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There you have it. There have been talks in the past about PVE players and them being useless. I have created a comprehensive list of facts that validate that they are indeed, useless in just about every facet of the game. Do not think just because all you do is PVP you are excluded from this list. Most of the people in this facebook group are a complete waste of space and should not comment on anything related to my game.

Have a great day!

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Darth_Moonshadow
04.30.2013 , 02:09 PM | #2
Wow ten reasons? I can just come up with one that works better and is actually true.

NUMBER ONE REASON PVE PLAYER SHOULD NOT PVP:

MMO PVP is terrible and it makes the people who play it become terrible people.

When it comes to Epeen, kids, just say no.
Quote: Originally Posted by BruceMaclean View Post

And I love Darth Moonshadow's responses.
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Kilora
04.30.2013 , 02:09 PM | #3
For a moment I laughed. . . . .

Until I realized there are people who actually think this way. About both PvEers AND PvPers.

And my faith in humanity/gamers is once again shot in the knee.

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Rezingreenboul
04.30.2013 , 02:09 PM | #4
Could you please explain number 5 to me? I'm curious as to how you reached this conclusion? Been in a lot of PVE players bedrooms have you?
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Seireeni
04.30.2013 , 02:11 PM | #5
As a mostly pvp-player, I have to be ashamed that this kind of thread was made. I don't think this is in any way constructive, it just widens the gap between pve and pvp players.

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JoeyDeluxe
04.30.2013 , 02:11 PM | #6
Quote: Originally Posted by Rezingreenboul View Post
Could you please explain number 5 to me? I'm curious as to how you reached this conclusion? Been in a lot of PVE players bedrooms have you?
Apparently you didn't read the disclaimer. I know.... reading is hard.

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ShatteredVision
04.30.2013 , 02:11 PM | #7
lol thanks for the laugh, OP. Good stuff.
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Burtlebe
04.30.2013 , 02:13 PM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by Kilora View Post
For a moment I laughed. . . . .

Until I realized there are people who actually think this way. About both PvEers AND PvPers.

And my faith in humanity/gamers is once again shot in the knee.
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Pistols
04.30.2013 , 02:13 PM | #9
I have subscribed to this thread for future entertainment purposes.

Maybe Sir Copplefield will weigh-in on this?

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Darth_Moonshadow
04.30.2013 , 02:13 PM | #10
Quote: Originally Posted by Kilora View Post
For a moment I laughed. . . . .

Until I realized there are people who actually think this way. About both PvEers AND PvPers.

And my faith in humanity/gamers is once again shot in the knee.
With the arrow of stupidity.

Now who will find society's sweet roll?
Quote: Originally Posted by BruceMaclean View Post

And I love Darth Moonshadow's responses.
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