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The Night Before Sithmas (By Lord Z'ash)

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The Night Before Sithmas (By Lord Z'ash)

Slippington's Avatar

12.25.2012 , 02:08 PM | #1
The Night Before Sithmas, by Lord Z'ash.

'Twas the night before Sithmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a slate-mouse;
The stockings were strung by the heating unit with care,
In hopes that St. Baras soon would be there;
The acolytes all nestled all snug in the cot,
With visions of k'lor'slugs, dripping with snot;
And mama in her life day robe, and I in my pilot's cap,
Had just settled down to a long solistice nap.
When out on the terrace there arose such a clatter,
I sent HK-51 to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he lept like a flash,
And sniped St. Baras square in the ***.
. . . . .
We got coal again this year.

Belly's Avatar

12.26.2012 , 04:15 AM | #2
lol, nice
Larcen 50(ish) Scoundrel Scrapper/Sawbones "They see me rollin...they hatin. They whining and sayin that I need some nerfin"
The Progenitor
And loads and loads of alts

Spartanik's Avatar

12.26.2012 , 05:14 AM | #3
Awesome!? i want pics of st. Baras plz.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
HK47: Statement: You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere.

SlippytheWeasel's Avatar

12.26.2012 , 10:53 AM | #4
St. Baras is coming for YOU!

And you'd better leave some bacon for him, or things will get ugly!

"Pancetta is a lie, there is only Slab Bacon. Through Slab Bacon, I gain Middle Bacon. Through Middle Bacon, I gain Back Bacon. Through Back Bacon, I gain Center-Cut bacon. Through Center-Cut bacon, my hunger is assuaged. Bacon shall set me free."