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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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dewayne
02.16.2013 , 02:13 PM | #351
Quote: Originally Posted by SmashedDexi View Post
Once someone told Baras that speeders aren't good for him,
So he stopped eating speeders.
i know it off topic...........but had me rolling thinking of darth nox and khem on arriving drumond kaas
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Republic Trooper, Jedi Knight
I'm a life taker and a heartbreaker

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starwarsmarsian
02.17.2013 , 05:48 AM | #352
In the Sith Warrior story on Dromund Kaas:
Spoiler

When the Warrior is away, and after Baras said "Tell me what I want to know!!!":

Rep. dude: "I won't tell you!!! Never!!!"

Baras: "You will... or otherwise..."

*grabs the bottom of his shirt*

Rep. dude: "No! Don't, please, I beg you!!! I will tell you everything!!!"

Baras: "Well!? Tell me!"

Rep. dude: "What do I actually have to tell you?"

Baras: "Oh, I forgot about that. Now, I haven't found any McDonalds in Kaas City. Where is the one on Coruscant?"

Rep. dude: "Eeh... I don't think there's a McDonalds on Coruscant..."

Baras: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

*takes off his shirt*

Rep. dude: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!"

(of course, Baras is not shown, because the player watching this would just die)

The Rep. dude's eyes start shooting lightning, and then he is annihilated.
Horsan, level 50 Powertech

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dovid-r
02.17.2013 , 07:04 AM | #353
Quote: Originally Posted by Malles View Post
The Empire held Coruscant hostage by threatening to make Darth Baras Force Leap onto the Senate Building.
the migrant merchants' guild realized after their failed attempt to sabotage the traffic systems to bring down the senate tower that they could just convince baras to take a short ride in one of the transports
I shot the Jedi
But I did not shoot the Padawan

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starwarsmarsian
02.19.2013 , 09:54 AM | #354
Darth Baras in warzones:

Alderaan Civil War: 2 possibilities:
-The Imperial ship immediately collapses.
-Baras falls through the Imperial ship's bottom, and when he hits the groud, a shockwave is created which hurls the turrets at the Republic ship.

Voidstar:
-defender: when the enemy places a bomb on one of the doors, he just grabs it and buries it inside his fat rolls, which are shock-resistant.
-attacker: Baras just walks through the doors.
Horsan, level 50 Powertech

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starwarsmarsian
02.19.2013 , 10:02 AM | #355
Darth Baras VS Republic Vanguard

(this vanguard is an idiot, just so you know)

-Vanguard uses grapple
-Baras is so heavy he can't be moved, so the Vanguard is pulled to Baras instead
-The Vanguard is buried inside Baras's fat rolls

END OF FIGHT!
Winner: Darth Baras!

Darth Baras: "what did just happen?"
Horsan, level 50 Powertech

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TheBetty
02.20.2013 , 11:20 PM | #356
Baras never has any trouble bringing an orb to the pylon on Ilum . He just sits on the pylon and noone else can click it.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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saiyanjedidmv
02.23.2013 , 12:12 AM | #357
do you all want to know the real reason bioware will never make non humanoid races such as wookiees and jawas playable?
it is because baras threatened to eat one of the employees all the while sitting on 10 others at the same time!
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KAIJU LEGACY Number of family members: 5.

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dovid-r
02.25.2013 , 05:41 PM | #358
Mandalorians on Tatooine -
"You saw Darth Baras without his mask on?"
"yep. Got thirsty out in the wastes. Hunkered down and had a little peek"
"so what did you see? how did he look?"
"like the Michelin Man. " LOL
I shot the Jedi
But I did not shoot the Padawan

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Beniboybling
02.26.2013 , 11:13 AM | #359
Quote: Originally Posted by dovid-r View Post
Mandalorians on Tatooine -
"You saw Darth Baras without his mask on?"
"yep. Got thirsty out in the wastes. Hunkered down and had a little peek"
"so what did you see? how did he look?"
"like the Michelin Man. " LOL
Nice one.

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HuntressBralor
02.26.2013 , 11:39 AM | #360
Darth Baras is Jabba the Hutt's role model