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How Windu vs Sidious really went down.

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How Windu vs Sidious really went down.

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Rayla_Felana
03.18.2012 , 01:26 PM | #1
(MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.)

*Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.*

Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then?

Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP!

Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we got into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never...

*Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.*

Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: What planet are you from?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it?

Palpatine: Yes!

Windu: so you Know what i'm saying?

Palpatine: Yes!

Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like!

Palpatine: Wh-what?

Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time.

Palpatine: Well he's...short.

Windu: Go on!

Palpatine: and...green...

Windu: Does he look like a *****?

Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.)

Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?!

Palpatine: NOOOO!!!

Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****?

Palpatine: I didn't!!!

Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda.

*decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning*

*Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme*

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TheLonelyTusken
03.18.2012 , 01:35 PM | #2
What is this I don't even...
/waveshands

You want to go home and rethink your life...

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Rayla_Felana
03.18.2012 , 01:36 PM | #3
Quote: Originally Posted by TheLonelyTusken View Post
What is this I don't even...
Go and watch Pulp Fiction, dear lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV6Emclg25Q

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Aximand
03.18.2012 , 01:59 PM | #4
Quote: Originally Posted by Rayla_Felana View Post
Go and watch Pulp Fiction, dear lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV6Emclg25Q
I got it. And thank you for the lulz.
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TheLonelyTusken
03.18.2012 , 02:01 PM | #5
Quote: Originally Posted by Rayla_Felana View Post
Go and watch Pulp Fiction, dear lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV6Emclg25Q
Oh I knew what you were doing, but it was poorly done, and it didn't really make sense.
/waveshands

You want to go home and rethink your life...

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Ukonius
03.18.2012 , 02:03 PM | #6
LOL enjoyed the visual I got from it. 10/10
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Rayla_Felana
03.18.2012 , 02:03 PM | #7
Quote: Originally Posted by Aximand View Post
I got it. And thank you for the lulz.
Lol thanks.

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Rayla_Felana
03.18.2012 , 02:04 PM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by TheLonelyTusken View Post
Oh I knew what you were doing, but it was poorly done, and it didn't really make sense.
I'm sorry to have disappointed you, your highness.

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Rayla_Felana
03.18.2012 , 02:06 PM | #9
Quote: Originally Posted by Ukonius View Post
LOL enjoyed the visual I got from it. 10/10
Lol I was thinking of doing an EPI III: Pulp Fiction edition but CBA.

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mefit
03.18.2012 , 02:36 PM | #10
Quote: Originally Posted by Rayla_Felana View Post
(MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.)

*Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.*

Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then?

Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP!

Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we get into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never...

*Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.*

Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: What planet are you from?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it?

Palpatine: Yes!

Windu: so you Know what i'm saying?

Palpatine: Yes!

Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like!

Palpatine: Wh-what?

Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time.

Palpatine: Well he's...short.

Windu: Go on!

Palpatine: and...green...

Windu: Does he look like a *****?

Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.)

Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?!

Palpatine: NOOOO!!!

Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****?

Palpatine: I didn't!!!

Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda.

*decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning*

*Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme*

By far the best use of Pulpfiction ever !
I was thinking of doing this but I think you did it best , thankyou for bringing this to the forums ! Very Good !
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