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Post your Star Wars Puns!

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braininajar
01.15.2012 , 09:38 PM | #1
A thread for funny Star Wars puns and jokes. I'll start us off:

Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that's content you "see three P-O'd"

How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.

What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.

What do you call a Mon Calamari muffin stand? Admiral Snackbar.

Why did the Nexu bite the Wookiee? It thought he would be Chewie!

Post your puns!

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Falkelord
01.15.2012 , 09:39 PM | #2
The starbucks near my house had Admiral Ackbar drawn on their "Coffee of the Day" chalkboard, saying "It's a Frap! We can't repel flavor of this magnitude!"
http://mrlizard.com/rants/why-havent...ixed-this-bug/

Quote: Originally Posted by battlebug
can you make sword in box light sword so sword come out when opened? then if sword is back after sword, use light saber on box, and saber will be boxed after sword is out.

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Voldrid
01.15.2012 , 09:41 PM | #3
Why do jedi make bad recipients of fragile gifts?

They always feel your pressence.
Vini Vidi Vici

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braininajar
01.15.2012 , 09:43 PM | #4
Quote: Originally Posted by Voldrid View Post
Why do jedi make bad recipients of fragile gifts?

They always feel your pressence.
I will have to jot that one down lol

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Tuscad
01.15.2012 , 10:56 PM | #5
and I thought they smelt bad on the outside...
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ravingrabbid
01.17.2012 , 01:08 AM | #6
two clones walk into each other both say, "i've seen you before!"