As we gathered on the schoolyard, in the circle of plebs who massed to see a good fight while chanting..

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

 

Okay I think I need to rethink this story. I believe you are a russian, so being on a schoolyard seems a little bit too much sci-fi. Let's do like this instead.

 

As we gathered outside the run-down vodka store that can no longer afford to sell vodka since the ruble is down the toilet, now they just sell paint thinner put in old vodka bottles. Several stand up citizens, AKA homeless, massed to see a good fight while slurring..

 

"Privet! Vodka! Were i am? dis contri best, obama brain wash europe!"

 

Your move plebbie!

The idea here is to keep our banter in one thread, rather than spread the aids around. Oooh veri good ples.