This is an interactive adventure (LOOSELY) set in the Old Republic universe. Anyone familiar with MSPaint Adventures will get the concept. This is not a serious thread, please don’t get mad at me if I put jokes ahead of accuracy.

 

Users can post commands for controllable characters. There are no rules to this game, and users can suggest anything they want. Be aware, however, that I cannot respond to every command and which commands get picked are based entirely upon the good humor and plot potential therein.

 

This is a followup to a long-running pre-launch series of threads, so some references to content that no longer exists may be present.

 

Before we begin, please read the following:

 

-Please keep suggestions PG-13. If what you suggest is censored or otherwise against the rules, I cannot illustrate it.

 

-Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel. As far as I’m aware, there is no time travel in Star Wars, so I can’t go back ten frames to try something else.

 

-Please only make one suggestion at a time. Repeating yourself is a fast way to be ignored.

 

-Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an endorsement. If five different people want to see the same thing happen, it will likely happen.

 

-Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.

 

 

Want to be in the strip?

Now you can! LANKIST needs more people INHABITING THE GALAXY. But LANKIST is also LAZY!

Just create your character using this template and send it to me in a Private Message, and you might just see your character as an NPC schmoozing about in some Cantina along the road.

 

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9674/bodytemplates.gif

 

The same rules as above apply. Be sure to turn off Antialiasing. It is the devil.

Please do not post your submissions publicly. If you post a funny alien and everybody laughs and thinks it's cool, the joke will be over by the time I get a chance to put them in the comic. Similarly, if you post a mysterious looking character and say "this is my jedi/bounty hunter/smuggler/sith lord, etc." then I can't use that fact as a twist later on.

 

 

 

SEQUEL BEGIN

 

 

 

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YOU are a ROUGH AND TUMBLE BOUNTY HUNTER. You're a GAMBLER by your very nature, and you aren't talking about CASINOS. You've come here, to NAR SHADDAA, on BUSINESS.

 

You've been HIRED by one DARTH AN'TAA GANIS to track down a couple of SCOUNDRELS and bring them in. They clearly PISSED SOMEONE OFF, because AN'TAA GANIS was willing to pay your BRING 'EM IN ALIVE RATES. On the whole, this job seems PRETTY LEGIT.

 

But you're getting ahead of yourself. First thing's first. What is your TOUGH BOUNTY HUNTER NAME?

Edited February 26, 2012 by Lankist

Oh boy... Oo, I get first crack at it?! Cool!

 

Hmmm... The last guy was "Mynock," but I think something different might suffice here. Just as soon as I think of it (how could you suggest I'm filling space while I think of something?! The nerve!)

 

Cyborg BH... Howsabout: Torque? Or maybe Ratchet?

Oh boy... Oo, I get first crack at it?! Cool!

 

Hmmm... The last guy was "Mynock," but I think something different might suffice here. Just as soon as I think of it (how could you suggest I'm filling space while I think of something?! The nerve!)

 

Cyborg BH... Howsabout: Torque? Or maybe Ratchet?

 

Edit: I just had inspiration from another part of the Forum! The Fluke!

Edit: I just had inspiration from another part of the Forum! The Fluke!

 

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You are FLUKE, BOUNTY HUNTER and GUN-FOR-HIRE. You aren't just good, you're the best. There's an EXCEPTION to every RULE, and you're it. If there's anyone who can BEAT THE ODDS on a ROLL of the DICE, it's FLUKE.

 

Or, rather, that's what you tell people. It's all about the UP-SELL in this BUSINESS. It's as much about REPUTATION as it is RESULTS, you know. So you might have a slight tendency toward HYPERBOLE. Big deal, you're POSITIVE that you haven't bitten off more than you can chew with this job.

 

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Speaking of which, there's quite a large PORTRAIT of your QUARRY up above. In terms of maintaining a REPUTATION, you gotta' give those two PROPS. They've definitely made a name for themselves, even if it is the wrong one. Their BOUNTY is up to 20.000.000 CREDITS, so you can expect some COMPETITION on this job. DARTH AN'TAA GANIS wants these two ALIVE, but you can be sure your COLLEAGUES probably won't care one way or the other. If you want your PAYDAY, you'd better FIND those two before anyone else does.

 

You've got a CONTACT here on NAR SHADDAA. She told you to meet her in a BAR called "BOOZE GIRLS." You aren't exactly sure what kind of BAR NAME that is, but NAR SHADDAA isn't exactly known as the classiest moon in the galaxy anyway.

 

The BAR is directly ahead. Also here is a MAIL TERMINAL and a GALACTIC NEWS SERVICE TERMINAL. Additionally, there seems to be an IMPERIAL OFFICER getting into a bit of a heated exchange with a REPUBLICAN.

 

What do you do?

Get into a fight with the imperial officer to impress the twi'lek woman.

Open your mail to check for credit farmers, so you can get rid of them.

 

(You really want that new title: Fluke: Credit Farmer Exterminator Extraordinaire.)

 

You also wonder why Mail is spelt Maeil.

 

Nar Shaddaans. They're crazy.

Edited February 26, 2012 by JeVv

It's back!

 

I can barely contain my excitement!!!!

>Start a large fire and look for symbols that will lead you to your prey in it.

>Booze Girls. Above all else Booze girls is always the best choice.

>Use your INCREDIBLE POWERS of EAVESDROPPING to see if the DEBATE could become an ISSUE FOR YOU later. Edited February 26, 2012 by Darth_SkyChanger

DARTH AN'TAA GANIS, i see what you did there

 

>Promptly check your mail; that million credit check you won in that TOTALLY LEGIT looking sweepstakes is coming aaany day now. You're sure of it.

>Use your INCREDIBLE POWERS of EAVESDROPPING to see if the DEBATE could become an ISSUE FOR YOU later.

 

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/P2Page5.gif

 

You know, you were CONSIDERING that, but it's starting to turn into some weird GENERIC ROMEO AND JULIET SUBPLOT over there, and you don't really want to spoil your SPACE ADVENTURE with that kind of GARBAGE SIDEQUEST.

 

 

Open your mail

 

>Promptly check your mail; that million credit check you won in that TOTALLY LEGIT looking sweepstakes is coming aaany day now.

 

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Any day now you're going to get enough cash to pay that TRANSFER DEPOSIT, and then you'll be rich. All of your COLLEAGUES from BOUNTY HUNTER MESSAGE BOARDS say you're a fool, but you'll show them. You'll show all of them.

 

Your SHIP is COMING TO PORT as soon as you catch these LOSERS.

>Enter the BAR, as NONCHALANTLY as possible.

 

 

 

 

I'm really glad you restarted this, man.

I mean, I'm sad you aren't getting the same recognition as before because of the lack of people, but its still great!

I'll try to circulate it to as many other people as I can.

 

So you mentioned you plan on seeing the final battle in flashback form or something?

Edited February 26, 2012 by Darth_SkyChanger

>Check to see if the sender of the e-mail is an Alderaanian Noble.

>Blow up the mailbox to cover your trail. Collateral damage is just part of the job.

Walk into the bar and fight the first guy you see to prove your superiority.

>Get your interrogation hands ready. It is time for the strange dual species couple to spill the beans on the other dual species couple who have a large bounty over their heads.

>Go into the bar and go beat up on the nearest bouncer. It worked for some random Smuggler who now has a massive bounty on his head, right? Edited February 27, 2012 by Guildrum

Dive roll into the BOOZE GIRLS, ready for anything. FLUKE will not lose the bounty like all the others

 

So excited...

>Blow up the mailbox to cover your trail. Collateral damage is just part of the job.

 

Do this, then enter the bar as non-nonchalantly as possible. You're a freakin' BOUNTY HUNTER after all.

Edited February 28, 2012 by marcochain

>Blow up the mailbox to cover your trail. Collateral damage is just part of the job.

 

This does seem very Bounty Hunter-like. I approve.

Is there ever a way we will see the first few threads again?

Is there ever a way we will see the first few threads again?

 

I'm sure they're saved somewhere..

>> Use robotic eye to see through the facade of the GENERIC ROMEO AND JULIET SUBPLOT.

Then,

>> Activate jetpack to fly into bar making a GRAND ENTRANCE.

Edited February 28, 2012 by tacoslayer

strut in like a pimp into Booze Girls.