Hello Santa. You remember me, I'm sure. I was the young man who, one dark and stormy Christmas Eve, thought you wouldn't visit. I had just invented the gentlemanly art of fishing for cats with ham on a string.

 

I was industrious for a nine year old, but alas my parents couldn't share my beautiful vision and grounded me. The injustice!

 

I remember, Saint Nick, how you came through in the end, and left me a stocking full of presents. Frankly, old chap, I'm hoping you can bail me out again.

 

I need a white colour crystal Santa. Badly. And I'm willing to pay 14,000,000 million credits for one.

 

But that's not enough, you say? They go for 40,000,000 on the GTN?

 

Indeed. A good point, well made. That's why I offer my heart, soul and firstborn child to whomever can provide me with what I want. Do this for me, and I will be forever in your debt. And my word counts.

 

p.s. all things considered, I've been a good boy this year.

Edited December 16, 2015 by AarenJ

I've spoken to an elf and he told me you can get what you want for that price if you smuggle yourself to a different server (only 90cc per trip), such as T3-M4.

Your elf was well-informed, my sincerest thanks