Abbyssion Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Yes indeed we do, thinking we don't have the correct tools to do our job against all the CC and interrupts in game at the moment however I have discovered why this is. It is not that we don't have the right tools to be effective healers it's that we are in fact not a healer! We are a Healer-Tank Hybrid! "But Abbyssion the tree says it's for a Healing Spec!" Well good sir I'll have you know all tank specs are the furthest left tree "But Abbyssion the same can be said for Healing Trees!" Well good sir how many healing tree's make use of the most powerful taunt in the game? "But Abbyssion....what?" Thats right this Healer/Tank Hybrid is equipped with the single most over powered taunt in the game and its called the Big Green **** Me Beam "But Abbyssion it doesn't mitigate damage like other tanks taunts!" Well this taunt doesn't work like how the other taunts work in pvp, no sir! You know how in pve taunts force enemy's to attack you? Well the Big Green **** Me Beam does just that but in pvp. How many dps do you think can resist the call of the Big Green **** Me Beam? NONE! The strategy behind this spec is to use your Big Green **** Me Beam to lure your enemys away from the real healer on your team (the operative) and use your heals to keep yourself alive so the op can heal your dps while they kill the enemy healer who does not have the pleasure of being protected by the Big Green **** Me Beam. "But Abbyssion what if both teams make use of the Big Green **** Me Beam?" Well then you just divided by zero and were ****ed. So throw away your Powertech AP hybrids and start using the Commando healer-tank for your ranked arena teams and see your rating soar to the top! Tips for playing Healer-tank hybrid: - be a body size 3-4 male - Neon armor - maximize the size of your Big Green **** Me Beam by being as far from your allied targets as possible especially the healer (operative) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olcraft Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 You are playing a very dangerous game here Abbyssion........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draekos Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbyssion Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 You are playing a very dangerous game here Abbyssion........ Why? All I did was find enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alizaro Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Love it man. I've got a guy in the guild that is constantly bragging about how much damage he takes. He's a merc... I always try to get him to focus on healing but honestly, I think his style of healing and dpsing is probably smart considering the class. The last character I rolled up over double xp weekend was my merc and I hate the class with a passion, even for dps at level 41. Maybe I need one of those green things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olcraft Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Tips for playing Healer-tank hybrid: - be a body size 3-4 male - Neon armor - maximize the size of your Big Green **** Me Beam by being as far from your allied targets as possible especially the healer (operative) Wouldn't a body size 2 scantily dressed cute looking female work better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schooch Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Yes indeed we do, thinking we don't have the correct tools to do our job against all the CC and interrupts in game at the moment however I have discovered why this is. It is not that we don't have the right tools to be effective healers it's that we are in fact not a healer! We are a Healer-Tank Hybrid! "But Abbyssion the tree says it's for a Healing Spec!" Well good sir I'll have you know all tank specs are the furthest left tree "But Abbyssion the same can be said for Healing Trees!" Well good sir how many healing tree's make use of the most powerful taunt in the game? "But Abbyssion....what?" Thats right this Healer/Tank Hybrid is equipped with the single most over powered taunt in the game and its called the Big Green **** Me Beam "But Abbyssion it doesn't mitigate damage like other tanks taunts!" Well this taunt doesn't work like how the other taunts work in pvp, no sir! You know how in pve taunts force enemy's to attack you? Well the Big Green **** Me Beam does just that but in pvp. How many dps do you think can resist the call of the Big Green **** Me Beam? NONE! The strategy behind this spec is to use your Big Green **** Me Beam to lure your enemys away from the real healer on your team (the operative) and use your heals to keep yourself alive so the op can heal your dps while they kill the enemy healer who does not have the pleasure of being protected by the Big Green **** Me Beam. "But Abbyssion what if both teams make use of the Big Green **** Me Beam?" Well then you just divided by zero and were ****ed. So throw away your Powertech AP hybrids and start using the Commando healer-tank for your ranked arena teams and see your rating soar to the top! Tips for playing Healer-tank hybrid: - be a body size 3-4 male - Neon armor - maximize the size of your Big Green **** Me Beam by being as far from your allied targets as possible especially the healer (operative) 0/10 lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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