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Funniest line in game?


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xlildanniex
03.22.2014 , 07:34 AM | #1391
I just finished my Smuggler story on Belsavis. Just received the next part and this line I though was rather amusing.

Smuggler: Is there a special "guilt" power in the Force? Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mum

Edit: Just came across another as my smuggler pulled up to Voss
Smuggler: What, the whole planet follows a bunch of quacks?

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PowerJediRanger
03.24.2014 , 06:26 AM | #1392
I was on Tattooine again doing the bonus series and I ran into a quest where I said: Wait, there is a dry season on this planet?
A bit funny.
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LingBa
03.24.2014 , 07:40 PM | #1393
Tatooine bonus series, conversation between 2 Mandalorian NPCs:

M1: you're kidding? You saw a sand person without his mask?
M2: No kidding, he jumped me in the canyon and I took him down. Had a little look
M1: So? How did he look?
M2: Dead
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dewayne
03.25.2014 , 05:46 PM | #1394
i forget how it goes but t7 mocking the imperial lieutenant on ord mantell

Imperial Lieutenant, Name i forget rank Lieutenant, that's all your get out of me jedi scum
after killing the lt.
T7: Name i forget, Rank Lieutenant= non-funcational
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YoshiRaphElan
03.25.2014 , 07:45 PM | #1395
Quote: Originally Posted by dewayne View Post
i forget how it goes but t7 mocking the imperial lieutenant on ord mantell

Imperial Lieutenant, Name i forget rank Lieutenant, that's all your get out of me jedi scum
after killing the lt.
T7: Name i forget, Rank Lieutenant= non-funcational
His name was Marcovic. Also, I don't think he was mocking him, I think he was genuinely mournful, given the tone of his beeps.

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MyaDragon
03.26.2014 , 09:28 PM | #1396
Two of them, both Smuggler related -

When we walk into the Chemworks factory to trigger the burnout:
"Oh great, More swamp gas?! Oh that's great....I don't think I can hold my breath the whole time we're on Taris!"
Oh Corso....You so silly.

And when we go to that outpost for the Rakghoul serum, when the droid asked about symptoms: "I could go for a Nerf-Burger. Does that count?"

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YoshiRaphElan
03.29.2014 , 08:19 PM | #1397
Consular quest on Tatooine, after shielding the Jedi Master.

Master Eriz: "You know, I almost wish you hadn't done that..."
Tharan: "Of all the ungrateful, impudent! This Jedi saved your life!"

The sheer outrage in Tharan's voice makes me LOL every time.

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Sinapus
04.14.2014 , 08:46 PM | #1398
The new flashpoint on Korriban (Republic's attack) has an amusing line by the smuggler if they win the dialogue roll.

Something like:
"Yes, we get it: You're evil, this whole place is evil..."

"You have no right to pass judgement on me!" "By your own actions, you appear to believe that might makes right." "I don't like where this is going." "Oh, good. I was hoping you wouldn't."
-Schlock Mercenary

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CaliJoe
04.20.2014 , 01:33 AM | #1399
The one that cracked me up was my BH taking down the Jedi target on the Great Hunt. The jedi does the hand wave manipulation, then my BH is all "I can do that too." (waves hand) hahaha.
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Sinapus
04.20.2014 , 05:00 AM | #1400
...aaaaand won a dialogue choice with my scoundrel during Assault on Tython. Final boss.

Something like:
"If you wanted to play with the Jedi's toys, all you had to do was ask nicely. Now you're going to have to clean this all up."
"You have no right to pass judgement on me!" "By your own actions, you appear to believe that might makes right." "I don't like where this is going." "Oh, good. I was hoping you wouldn't."
-Schlock Mercenary