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Dear Ensign,

Grokk_smash's Avatar

12.30.2012 , 12:44 PM | #1
We had sex. That doesn't mean we're a thing, and that certainly doesn't mean we're getting married.

I'm a secret agent, and if you think we're an item, you should go ask the Doctor about how I flirted with a Robot.

A. Robot.

I don't love you,

bright_ephemera's Avatar

12.30.2012 , 06:47 PM | #2
I cannot possibly express enough love for this statement. I really can't.

P.S. Kaliyo I'm not gonna put a ring on it. I'm already your meal ticket, I'm not adding "source of small valuable objects for your thriving black market trade" to the job description.
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AelixVII's Avatar

12.30.2012 , 08:39 PM | #3
I think I remember having to say no to Ensign twice before she got the picture. Then after that I noticed a companion mission from Kaliyo and what a surprise, she wanted a hook-up. -Oh God Why-

Then again these two have nothing on Nadia! You have to play a mini-game just to find the one conversation wheel option that gets you out of a relationship speedily escalated to marriage...

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12.31.2012 , 01:40 AM | #4
Nadia was the best. I did like Mako though
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01.02.2013 , 02:43 AM | #5
Ensign Temple and Corso Riggs should hook up, he is also pretty slow to understand I SAID NO, WE ARE NOT A THING, GO AWAY means I SAID NO, WE ARE NOT A THING, GO AWAY.

On the other hand, telling him no, I don't love him and no, I won't marry him resulted in some delicious "you just kicked my puppy" sad faces for me to savor.

Man do I hate Corso.