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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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bionamaster
11.27.2012 , 06:26 PM | #261
You know that gas giant, Bespin? It used to be an empty spot in space, then Darth Baras ate a few burritos....
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Eillack
11.27.2012 , 06:28 PM | #262
Wanna hear a joke?

Darth Baras's Type II body armor.
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turtletatt
11.28.2012 , 02:35 AM | #263
Bumper sticker on my car: "Come to the dark side, we have cookies".... Finally, the real reason Baras became a Sith lord.

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FINNT
11.28.2012 , 05:57 AM | #264
Quote: Originally Posted by Eillack View Post
Wanna hear a joke?

Darth Baras's Type II body armor.
Good one. Imagination does the trick
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JCisneros
11.28.2012 , 12:56 PM | #265
Quote: Originally Posted by Kikilicious View Post
Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome.
Err, um...you just brutalized my inner child...and he's a nineteen year old male prostitute on Nar Shadaa. Congratulations, this post is the clear winner. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

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Simbr
11.28.2012 , 01:49 PM | #266
You ate all the Pies,
You ate all the Pies,
You fat Baras, you fat Baras,
You ate all the Pies!

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TrumpetNut
12.02.2012 , 10:05 AM | #267
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
He barely survived it lol Silent but Deadly.

Darth Baras was eating Acolyte corpses way before Seh- run showed up.
Corpses? Really? You must not have seen those dudes...... Damn after they got through his system.......nasty.

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TrumpetNut
12.02.2012 , 10:07 AM | #268
Question, Is Baras more like an sorcerer or a Juggernaut? He has all jugg abilities in end but in cutscenes he does sorc stuff...

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Beniboybling
12.02.2012 , 10:28 AM | #269
Quote: Originally Posted by TrumpetNut View Post
Question, Is Baras more like an sorcerer or a Juggernaut? He has all jugg abilities in end but in cutscenes he does sorc stuff...
Darth Baras is so fat he takes up two classes

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FINNT
12.02.2012 , 01:37 PM | #270
It is age old truth:

There is no artificial intelligence, there is only cheating.
Through cheating, NPC's gain strength.
Through strenght, they break class restrictions.
Without restrictions, they gain power.
Through power, they beat player.
Cheating shall set them free.
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