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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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turjake
10.02.2012 , 01:31 PM | #121
You know they tried to make a very early version of death star. They had to abandon the plan after Baras had visited the construction site and the frame reminded more like a death pancake.

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imperialmerc
10.02.2012 , 01:45 PM | #122
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Darth baras is so fat karragga the hutt said damnnnn.
Heeeeeeyyyyy, I said that /pou... ooofff can't... breathe... darth fat*****... is... sitting... on... me...
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH BEE*****
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Brainiacblue
10.02.2012 , 02:21 PM | #123
Darth Marr: How much do you weigh again?

Darth Baras: Fine, I'll get on the scales

Darth Marr: Isn't that your phone number?

Darth Baras: Shut up...

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Kikilicious
10.02.2012 , 07:07 PM | #124
Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome.
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epicfear
10.02.2012 , 07:15 PM | #125
OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES THEY BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF A BILLION SUPERNOVAS WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?


On a completely unrelated note, darth baras has a cookie slot on his helmet where his mouthpeice should be.
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Kikilicious
10.02.2012 , 08:03 PM | #126
Quote: Originally Posted by epicfear View Post
OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES THEY BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF A BILLION SUPERNOVAS WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
Because I want to make some of my companions (Skadge, becaus he's rude and Malavi because he's a traitor) wear them as punishment, so I ran with that.
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Ardim
10.02.2012 , 08:22 PM | #127
Darth Baras ALWAYS has a cookie in hand. In fact, he's always eating one every time my Warrior speaks to him.
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Master-Nala
10.03.2012 , 02:08 PM | #128
Darth Baras is what gives a restaurant its power. He is a customer who eats more than all living things. His appetite surrounds us and penetrates our menus; he binds the dining world together.

-- Sith chef to an apprentice

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turjake
10.04.2012 , 04:53 AM | #129
Darth Nihilus is what Darth Baras is aiming for. He just cannot figure out how to do it with force so he tries to eat all the worlds one meal at a time.

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Eillack
10.04.2012 , 05:07 AM | #130
I don't always eat every single thing in sight...........



.....but when I do, I remind people that I'm Darth Baras....


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