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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Captain_Zone
09.06.2012 , 08:47 PM | #21
The famed Jedi Master Jeni-Creg once tried to turn Darth Baras to the Light and give him dietary advice. He Force Choked her to death.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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elliotcat
09.06.2012 , 08:57 PM | #22
Oh, Darth Cartman. I have a song for him.

There are too many aliens
In my Empire
This was our land, our dream
And now they're taking it all away
They just keep coming and coming
I tried to tell the Dark Council
But even those draconians
Were aliens
In my Empire...

Rattataki and Twi'lek
Blue people
I think I even saw a Mirialan...gross...

Ebon Hawk: Latula // Elaeys // Raima // Jaea // Macara // Meulin // Damarra // Kanaaya

"We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility...are you ready to wreak some havoc?"

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 09:07 PM | #23
Darth Baras' force scream comes from the other end of his body.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Uluain
09.06.2012 , 09:09 PM | #24
Quote: Originally Posted by Aurbere View Post
If the Dark Lords ever need to get rid of him, they plan to have him lead an assault on Coruscant personally.
...by dropping him on it, finally confirming Fez Burba's fears for the core seismic stability of the entire planet.

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Captain_Zone
09.06.2012 , 09:09 PM | #25
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
Darth Baras' force scream comes from the other end of his body.
And it smells like McDonalds burgers!
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 09:55 PM | #26
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
And it smells like McDonalds burgers!
Big Macs
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ardim
09.06.2012 , 10:03 PM | #27
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
Big Macs
With bacon. . In Baras' opinion, no burger is complete without bacon.
The Alabaster Legacy
Server: Jedi Covenant
Isaac: Sith Marauder Skradin: Mercenary Washington: Operative

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 10:03 PM | #28
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
Darth Baras' force scream comes from the other end of his body.
I actually got a visual after I posted this of the Hope cutscene. When Satele force pwns Malgus against the wall. Replace her with Baras bending over
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ardim
09.06.2012 , 10:10 PM | #29
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
I actually got a visual after I posted this of the Hope cutscene. When Satele force pwns Malgus against the wall. Replace her with Baras bending over
If my Warrior knew Baras could do that, he would never have trolled him repeatedly during his time as his apprentice
The Alabaster Legacy
Server: Jedi Covenant
Isaac: Sith Marauder Skradin: Mercenary Washington: Operative

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 10:20 PM | #30
Quote: Originally Posted by Ardim View Post
If my Warrior knew Baras could do that, he would never have trolled him repeatedly during his time as his apprentice
Darth Farts
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.