DarthPrimus Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Spoilers ahead. Don't read if you don't want to know about the BH story arc. Beautiful line from Blizz on Voss when you defeat General Redrish, if you choose to let teh Gormak go. "Bye bye Gormak people! Sorry we beat you up!" Blizz just rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazedjunky Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 When Darth Barass is torturing the republic spy. Darth Barass (screaming): ARRRRG. I CAN NOT BREAK HIM!!! Sith Warrior: Nice set of lungs you've got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthObelisk Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The inquisitor arriving on Drummond Kaas with Khem in toe as you run into Darth Skotia and his two Trandoshan body guards. About halfway through the convo, you get the option to urge Khem to eat Darth Skotia and Kem's response to you, and I paraphrase, "maybe I shouldn't eat him, he's mostly metal. He'll give me indigestion." Yeah i got that one when my assassin got to Drummond Kaas I laughed my butt off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 13, 2013 Author Share Posted August 13, 2013 Yeah i got that one when my assassin got to Drummond Kaas I laughed my butt off Stop stealing my OP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Stop stealing my OP! 1. Quoting a game line can't ever be stealing. 2. Why did you quote him and not the one posting the same as you did? 3. In that many pages there will be repeated quotes, get over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duvack Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 For me the funniest line (which i think is in here somewhere) is the Sorcerer when she says "I love assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazedjunky Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 A classic line, just at the beginning of the smuggler story. Republic Captain: We've been trying to contact HQ, but the separatists have some serious jamming equipment. Smuggler: Try yelling really loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EranofArcadia Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) At the risk of repeating a line and calling down the ire of the other posters: Inquisitor on Dromund Kaas, talking to a soldier monitoring the slave revolt. He mentions that they are concerned about the fact that some slaves are murdering others. So the Inq responds - "Yaw-awn." It's really the intonation that sells it. Edited August 16, 2013 by EranofArcadia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 1. Quoting a game line can't ever be stealing. 2. Why did you quote him and not the one posting the same as you did? 3. In that many pages there will be repeated quotes, get over it Relax, it was a joke. I know there will be repeats, but it is on the very first page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodylane Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 BH comp Gault when he fails on a mission.... "Well sometimes you win some and and sometimes you lose some and you just lost some." thought to myself what a *****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Not a line, but I thought I'd bump this thread back to life by mentioning a funny "hint". Coming 2.4's planet Oricon, the dialogue with some on the insane Sith (driven so by the masters) is absolutely hilarious. "I used to dream of rivers of blood! The dread masters... They over did it a little." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eislor Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I love the female Sith Inquisitor's dry delivery, I got another laugh from her tonight on Belsavis. Commander Byten: I'm Commander Byten, Imperial Non-human Relations. My men were extracting a key political prisoner from the lower cells. Something went wrong. Sith Inquisitor: Yes, the pile of corpses does suggest a slight hitch in your plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 I love the female Sith Inquisitor's dry delivery, I got another laugh from her tonight on Belsavis. It's quotes like that which makes me want to remake my Sith Inquisitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I recently played the mission The Transporter on my new maro and the Houk said: "It's like killing 2 stones with one bird." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlrikFassbauer Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Holiday : "Uh ! The High Chancellor ?! How exciting ! And no time to reconfigure my hair style !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jankiel Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) I recently played the mission The Transporter on my new maro and the Houk said: "It's like killing 2 stones with one bird." The entire convo is absurd. Especially the whole "I'll eat you!" part or the Houk line "my slime crush your master with pinky!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHTVSQ8PyjY Edited September 26, 2013 by jankiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlrikFassbauer Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Why are here mostly imperial lines quoted ? Is the republic that ... boring ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eislor Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Why are here mostly imperial lines quoted ? Is the republic that ... boring ? Yup. Smuggler has some good lines but Trooper, Knight and Consular, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeCoolhair Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Not a funny line but probably the coolest one with a sith warrior when doing a force choke. "Feel the grip of the Wrath. Speak another word out of turn, and it will be your last." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlrikFassbauer Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Yup. Smuggler has some good lines but Trooper, Knight and Consular, not so much. Sad.Just another point for my "imperial faction favourism" theory. Although ... My consular had a very good remark during his class quest on Alderaan ... When talking to that mercenary ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthPrimus Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 A conversation heard between two Republic troops at Cresh Outpost on Hoth. Troop 1: "Didn't see you at the mess hall last night. You missed out on some good eating. Boy, those Ortolans know how to cook. They made this tauntaun stew... ooh!" Troop 2: "I'll stick with my field rations, thanks." Troop 1: "I hear they're preparing something special tomorrow. Don't know how you make a wampa taste good, but if anyone can do it..." Troop 2 (Sounding like he's getting sick): "Seriously, stop." Troop 1: "Hey, I figure after all the troops they've been munching on, it'll be nice to finally return the favor." Some of the best lines in game aren't in cutscene dialogues, but in the random conversations you pass by out in the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 A conversation heard between two Republic troops at Cresh Outpost on Hoth. Troop 1: "Didn't see you at the mess hall last night. You missed out on some good eating. Boy, those Ortolans know how to cook. They made this tauntaun stew... ooh!" Troop 2: "I'll stick with my field rations, thanks." Troop 1: "I hear they're preparing something special tomorrow. Don't know how you make a wampa taste good, but if anyone can do it..." Troop 2 (Sounding like he's getting sick): "Seriously, stop." Troop 1: "Hey, I figure after all the troops they've been munching on, it'll be nice to finally return the favor." Some of the best lines in game aren't in cutscene dialogues, but in the random conversations you pass by out in the world... Another one on Hoth (paraphrasing a bit) Soldier 1 (who is Body Type 1): Brr....so cold..... Soldier 2 (who is Body Type 4): Eh, it isn't so bad. Soldier 1: Yeah, but you've got all that....extra padding. Soldier 2: What's that supposed to mean? Solder 1 (hastily): Don't listen to me. Just the cold talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canavet Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I just came across one of the most comical responses in the game. I was at the inauguration of Tai Cordon and after he accepts the Presidency... My charcter is given the choice to say a few words. The option I chose was the Jedi proverb and Tai's response was truely funny. Everyone looks at my character scratching their heads and Tai says "I'm sure we all feel... enriched by that." My question is does anyone know what response there is to the other two options of "The future is yours" and "Don't screw this up". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarMagus Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I really liked the line from my Sith Inq. During the training your rival is sent to the library to translate books and you are sent into a monster filled pit. The wheel was something like "I prefer fighting to going to the library." and my character said something to the effect of... "Being trapped in a library translating old texts? Yawn." The fact that my character told the trainer who is trying to kill them off... "Yawn" had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortchick Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Funniest line for me is from Andronikos' marriage proposal I asked him if he had a ring, and he said he had one, just don't ask where he'd gotten it. I replied with "What girl doesn't dream of the day her lover proposes with a stolen ring? Of course I'll marry you." I laughed so hard I was crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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