Jump to content

The Night Before Sithmas (By Lord Z'ash)


Slippington

Recommended Posts

The Night Before Sithmas, by Lord Z'ash.

 

'Twas the night before Sithmas, when all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a slate-mouse;

The stockings were strung by the heating unit with care,

In hopes that St. Baras soon would be there;

The acolytes all nestled all snug in the cot,

With visions of k'lor'slugs, dripping with snot;

And mama in her life day robe, and I in my pilot's cap,

Had just settled down to a long solistice nap.

When out on the terrace there arose such a clatter,

I sent HK-51 to see what was the matter.

Away to the window he lept like a flash,

And sniped St. Baras square in the ***.

. . . . .

We got coal again this year.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

St. Baras is coming for YOU!

 

http://files1.guildlaunch.net/guild/library/gallery/144497/st_baras_2826Mid.png

 

And you'd better leave some bacon for him, or things will get ugly!

 

"Pancetta is a lie, there is only Slab Bacon. Through Slab Bacon, I gain Middle Bacon. Through Middle Bacon, I gain Back Bacon. Through Back Bacon, I gain Center-Cut bacon. Through Center-Cut bacon, my hunger is assuaged. Bacon shall set me free."

 

Slippy

Edited by SlippytheWeasel
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...