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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread


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^Win! Pure Epic WIN!

 

Mickey: I own the ***** Death Star!!! I own the ****** Millenium Falcon! HAHA! I own the ***** Sith Empire.....

 

Darth Baras: USE that tone with me sparingly!

 

::Dramatic Pause::

 

Mickey: You don't.."thud"..tallk to me...HAHA..."thud"...you fat ****!..."thud" HAHA...do you ***** understand me!!..."thud" HAHA!!

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In light of Disney aquiring Lucas Arts, Darth Baras decided to visit Disneyland.

 

He is now banned for the following reasons:

- When asked how many Cotton Candy's he wanted, kept saying "All of them!"

- Breaking the Tea Cups ride after getting stuck in one of them.

- Force choking Goofy

- Clogging up the toilets

- Claiming that the Castle is now the Seat of his new empire, refusing entry to other patrons

- 'Recruiting' random patrons as his new Apprentices

- When asked to pay for items, presented some form of currency he called Credits.

- Incoherent rantings about not being able to break someone.

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I revised the Sith Code for my B'aras character:

 

Pancetta is a lie, there is only Slab Bacon. Through Slab Bacon, I gain Middle Bacon. Through Middle Bacon, I gain Back Bacon. Through Back Bacon, I gain Center-Cut bacon. Through Center-Cut bacon, my hunger is assuaged. Bacon shall set me free.

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