On my Imperial Agent's ship... I don't think I'd be comfortable letting anyone on that damn Phantom babysit a kid. Ensign Temple, maybe, but she's always with me in the field. Vector and Lokin might infect the baby before their immune system can handle being exposed to a Joiner and a guy who turns into a rakghoul, and I don't even want to think about letting Kaliyo or Scorpio near a baby.
Gosh you lazy agent, why don't you take care of your own guppies?
And vector and Lokin would be great! Babies love to play with bugs, and so vector would be a perfect playmate. And Lokin can always keep them entertained.
Kaliyo would teach them math by how to count death sticks, and Scorpio...well, she...well...beats me.