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Cleet_Xia
05.08.2013 , 07:10 PM | #21
A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jedi walk into a bar...........
~Master Telagtun Telag of Lord Calypho~

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Blackavaar
05.08.2013 , 07:16 PM | #22
Quote: Originally Posted by Cleet_Xia View Post
A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jedi walk into a bar...........
You'd think the Jedi would have ducked.

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.(███████████████████████████████████║║█[Θ]█]◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙[█]

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Shingara
05.08.2013 , 08:16 PM | #23
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackavaar View Post
You'd think the Jedi would have ducked.

Dont be silly, the other 2 will have beaten the jedi to death for having a line to god, then have gone for a drink.
Health Warning - Thread May Contain Nuts.
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DarthRobert
05.08.2013 , 09:03 PM | #24
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sith.

Sith who?

BOOM!

When a Sith knocks on your door, don't question them, just open the door.

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Rafaman
05.08.2013 , 09:38 PM | #25
@Rowan, that was outstanding. Best read I've had for quite some time on these boards. Lol!

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Kothakk
05.08.2013 , 10:00 PM | #26
You seem kinda thin there, do you even Forcelift?

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JattaGin
05.09.2013 , 08:01 AM | #27
Quote: Originally Posted by RowanThursday View Post
Sith Inquisitor: Do you two mind ?!?! I'm still *here* you know!
Great punchline. I laughed really hard out loud. Thanks for the story.

@OP: I'm on The Progenitor, too. Since there are no funny people on that server, you might as well give all your stuff to me right away. I appreciate it.

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Galbatorrix
05.09.2013 , 08:33 AM | #28
Addictions are for the weak. Grow some will power and have fun.

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Galbatorrix
05.09.2013 , 08:34 AM | #29
Quote: Originally Posted by Cleet_Xia View Post
A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jedi walk into a bar...........
The Protestant says "God is good!"
The Catholic says "God is great!"
The Jedi says "What the heck are you two talking about?"


Or

"A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Sith walk into a bar..........."

The Protestant says "God is good!"
The Catholic says "God is great!"
The Sith says "Yes, yes I am."

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Icebergy
05.09.2013 , 08:39 AM | #30
Quote: Originally Posted by MillionsKNives View Post
Good luck with your gambling addiction, I understand it's a hard one to kick.
This^^^ I hope you seek professional help, OP.

Normally I would make a smart comment about the cartel market being optional and that if you are spending too much its your own fault...but in this case I think its better that the OP get away from anything gambling related.
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