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Solzean
05.08.2013 , 04:00 PM | #11
Before I put any effort into this, what server are you on? Also, do you want to give it to ONE person or do you want someone who can distribute it to others?

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Tatile
05.08.2013 , 04:02 PM | #12
Quote: Originally Posted by Solzean View Post
Before I put any effort into this, what server are you on?
The Progenitor is totally a real server

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Solzean
05.08.2013 , 04:14 PM | #13
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The Progenitor is totally a real server
Oh, didnt notice that my first read through. Too bad, its on the wrong server.

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AshlaBoga
05.08.2013 , 04:47 PM | #15
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The Progenitor is totally a real server
"That's not true! That's impossible!"
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RowanThursday
05.08.2013 , 04:51 PM | #16
The gleaming snowfields of Alderaan. A small party wander out of a forest- a Knight, a Consular, a Smuggler, and a Trooper. The Trooper has a Killik attached to him- his helmet got splashed with pheromones during a recent mission, and now the Killik is convinced that the helmet is its egg, and keeps cuddling the trooper's head.

Enter, stage right, wading through the blood of House Rist's deadliest assassins * , a Sith Inquisitor, a Sith Warrior, an Imperial Agent, and a Bounty Hunter. The two groups sight one another.


Bounty Hunter: Mumble-mumble-mumble-mumble-mesa Boba Fett, mumble mumble mumble mesa whole loadsa credits!
Imperial Agent: I don't care *what* kind of a bounty there is on them, Jar-Jar... I beg your pardon, yes, I *know* the Inscrutable Helmet of Doom disguises you perfectly, I don't care *what* kind of a bounty there is on them, 'Boba', we're *not* flagging as PVP, look at them, they outnumber us!

Jedi Knight: Zounds! Beshrew me, thou art a craven serpent, thou blue-faced red-eyed hellhound from ye pits of bespoke and knavish hell!"
Jedi Consular: Sighs... No... we've *talked* about this... yes, I *know* your character sheet says "Knight", that *really* doesn't mean you have to speak like...
Jedi Knight: Forsooth! Me thinks I do bespy me one yclept a true warrior of ye Sith!
Smuggler:What?! Are you *nuts*?! We're outnumbered!"

Sith Inquisitor:Bah! Innumerate and simple minded fool... what matter your petty money and honour when compared to the power of the Dark Side! For our numbers are even, but none can stand against the lethal lethality of my double ended lightsaber....

Draws Saber

Sith Inquisitor:Oooh.... nasty... never mind, it's all right, don't worry, I'm fine- I've got *plenty* of those... and anyway, I'm sure a kolto tank will... ooh, actually, I can do Voltaic Slash now, can't I... now... if I just spin my wrist like.....

SLASH!

Imperial Agent: sighs. Would you mind passing me his arm?

Jedi Consular: Sure - I knew I rolled Sage for a reason...

Trooper: Yee-haw, that's enough talkin', we got us some soldierin' to be doin', let's waste some Imps, for the Republic! Yeee-haaaa!

Assault Cannon Blast

Bounty Hunter:Mumble mumble mumble! Dies

Smuggler:Wait, don't start a fight, look at the odds!

Jedi Consular: Er... actually we sort of outnumber them now...

Smuggler: Two of them are still conscious! I don't like those odds!

Sith Warrior:STOP TALK! SPACEBAR-SPACEBAR-SPACEBAR-KILL-REPUBLIC-4-LOOT!

FORCE-CHARGE!

Jedi Knight:Zounds! Forsooth mine honour, you shall not PAAASSS!

FORCE-LEAP!

FORCE-MID-AID-COLLISION.

Sith Warrior:SPACEBAR-SPACEBAR-Dies

Jedi Knight:Zounds! Dies

Imperial Agent: sighs. Facepalms. &#''%ing SITH!

Jedi Consular: Oh, for the love of.... sorry about that. That's the third Knight this *week*....

Trooper: Yee-haw, looks like the bad guys are losin'! Time to save the galaxy macho-style, for the Republic!

Smuggler: BACK-BLAST

Trooper: Dies

Jedi Consular: Er....

Smuggler: Points at the Agent. She's hotter than him Points at dead trooper Aw, come on Jedi, I ain't had a decent fade to black in almost five minutes!

Jedi Consular: You faded to black with 60 slave girls at once back on Nar Shaddaa! ... *and* your own Wookiee! That's 59 more fades to black than I get in my entire *storyline*, you FTB-crazed maniac!

Imperial Agent: Um... excuse me... could I possibly defect?

Jedi Consular: SHUT IT! Arrrgh, Consulars never have any luck, it's so unfaaaair.... I get less fades-to-black than C2-N2, my voice actor's some relation of Prince Valium, I never even get to *use* my saber and I paid a lot of cartel coins for this pink-purple crystal and now everyone says it looks like neon chewing gum, I'll *never* be as cool as Satele Shan, my signature attack is 'chuck gravel', and my best friend's a lizard! It makes me so ANGRY!!!!

The Imperial March starts to play in the background. To save the galaxy, the Imperial Agent quickly sticks a shiv in the orchestra's conductor.

Smuggler: Your best friend's a lizard? You think *you've* got problems? Have you *met* my first companion.... oh, by the Force, *no*, here he comes....

ROCKET-JUMP!

Corso Riggs:Yeee-haww! Guess ya' need me after all!

Jedi Consular: PROJECT **
Imperial Agent: EXPLOSIVE-PROBE
Smuggler: DIRTY-KICK

Corso Riggs:Wow... now I'm dumb, ugly, AN' dead.... Dies.

Smuggler: Remember, my very young Padawan- fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Stupid. Stupid leads to Corso Riggs.

Jedi Consular: Oh shut up. Is it true I'd have had a demon companion, lightning, and an attractive blonde boss, if I'd rolled Sith...?

Imperial Agent: Er, yes, but....

Jedi Consular: The Dark Side calls me! Logs off to chargen

Smuggler: So.... ...

Imperial Agent: So.....

Pause.

Imperial Agent: Pssst, what do we do now?

Smuggler: Beats me, I usually just wait for everything to fade to black.

Kiss. Fade to black.

Sith Inquisitor: Do you two mind ?!?! I'm still *here* you know!



* - in other words, the ones who remember both their sniper rifle *and* their ammunition when going out on a manhunt, and more often than not *don't* trip over their garottes.
** - Project, using the Sith Warrior as the piece of random debris to throw.
"Next time you come to a rough choice in the dark, and think to yourself 'No one's gonna know'... imagine you've got yourself a mirror and hold it up, think like you're lookin' in the glass. That's who's gonna know."
-- Captain Melody January of the Freighter Hestia's Dawn.

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Andryah
05.08.2013 , 05:01 PM | #17
How do we even know that he has any stuff?

Maybe he spent all that money on cartel packs and has nothing of value to show for it.
The MMO player would do well to embrace the nature of reality: Everything is relative, a projection based upon a malleable set of universal laws. Reality is an elastic process in which our individual choices play an active role.

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Jeweledleah
05.08.2013 , 05:10 PM | #18
@ Rowan, I'm laughing so hard, i have tears streaming from my eyes.

that was hilarious

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Eillack
05.08.2013 , 05:12 PM | #19
Man everyone and their brother is staying on Jedi Covenant it seems haha. Always seems to be a euro server.
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BrettMj
05.08.2013 , 06:43 PM | #20
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. Thatís how I lost my mind.