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Vader vs. Spiderman!

RTCBrad's Avatar

10.30.2012 , 09:18 AM | #51
Spidey, marvel super heroes are just way more powerful than Jedi.

Vincit's Avatar

10.30.2012 , 09:57 AM | #52
The two combatants face off, sizing each other up.

Vader makes a snide comment about Spidey's mutant powers paling compared to the force.. Spidey makes a sarcastic comment asking whether the mask is to help a whiny asthmatic breathe or to hide his ugly mug.

Vader gets pissed and Force Chokes. Spidey, whose body is unnaturally tough, is partially immobilized but his throat is not crushed. He lashes out with a web and accidentally hits the faceplate, yanking it off. As Vader starts to suffocate himself, his concentration breaks, freeing Spidey.

Spidey looks at the dying Vader and says, "C -- both of the above..."

The entire 501st then opens up on Spidey, yet they all miss. He webs away to freedom. They really need to add a course in marksmanship at the Imperial Academy...