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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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zardozap
01.24.2013 , 02:18 PM | #331
This thread explains why Darth Baras asks your character how he likes the ship he's given. It's because Darth Baras can't fit through the hatch to check it out himself. Probably wouldn't fly if he managed to either.

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thatghost
01.25.2013 , 07:36 AM | #332
Quote: Originally Posted by Beniboybling View Post
Ha ha! That's no moon, that's Darth Baras! nice one
And here I thought I was too c-c-c-cold this morning to laugh. You just proved me wrong and ruined that particular scene for me forever; I will never again hear "space station", just "Darth Baras"

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Darkondo
01.27.2013 , 08:53 AM | #333
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of oysters suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly flattened when Darth Baras sat down.

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Path-x
01.27.2013 , 01:14 PM | #334
But I like Darth Baras.
Jedi: You won the day, Sith. So, kill me if you must.
Warrior: I must.

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lavendercat
01.27.2013 , 01:45 PM | #335
i thought darth baras was kind of sexy.

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DarthRamette
01.28.2013 , 08:07 PM | #336
This thread never gets old, it so doesn't.

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dewayne
01.28.2013 , 08:15 PM | #337
dont know if this has been used. but mixing alittle rl in.


Darth Baras is fat because he heard hostess might be going out of business years before we did. so he at as many twinkles he could find
Darlenee, Dewaynee Morningstar
Republic Trooper, Jedi Knight
I'm a life taker and a heartbreaker

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Sinapus
01.29.2013 , 10:58 PM | #338
Well, in all honesty, I got my scoundrel to Nar Shaddaa and she ended up meeting a few Hutts. They're definitely fatter than Darth Baras.



Though that won't stop me from enjoying these jokes.

"You have no right to pass judgement on me!" "By your own actions, you appear to believe that might makes right." "I don't like where this is going." "Oh, good. I was hoping you wouldn't."
-Schlock Mercenary

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Oxades
01.30.2013 , 04:10 PM | #339
Quote: Originally Posted by dewayne View Post
dont know if this has been used. but mixing alittle rl in.


Darth Baras is fat because he heard hostess might be going out of business years before we did. so he at as many twinkles he could find
Did he eat twinkles or Twi'leks?

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DarthRamette
01.30.2013 , 04:43 PM | #340
Quote: Originally Posted by Oxades View Post
Did he eat twinkles or Twi'leks?
He may have eaten a few yellow twi'lecks mistaking them for Twinkies.