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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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Crezelle
07.18.2012 , 04:12 PM | #11
Quote: Originally Posted by bright_ephemera View Post
Baby Doc is definitely, definitely on the radar.
baby vette and teen lokin
Crezelle De'Chimera, of the Shadowlands
" Secret Agent Blue Booty, at your service. You Lead the way; I bring the kolto. "

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bright_ephemera
07.18.2012 , 05:13 PM | #12
On THURSDAYS, FCD is staffed by T7-01 and LORD SCOURGE.

T7-01: Children = fell over a lot yesterday while T7 was out // T7 = glad T7 bought lots of kolto packs
LORD SCOURGE: I suspect that if you had spent the entire day overseeing the children, there would not have been such a need for kolto packs.
T7-01: Lord Scourge = mistaken // SCORPIO = very conscientious
LORD SCOURGE: It is not her conscientiousness I question. She takes exhaustive notes and is very methodical. It is simply the benefit to the children I am skeptical of.
BABY ELARA: Teeseven! Teeseven!
BABY ELARA points to where BABY SKADGE is jumping on BABY VETTE.
BABY SKADGE: Kill! Kill! Kill!
BABY ELARA: Shouldn’t we arrest him or something?
T7-01: Arrest = no-no // this galaxy = no meaningful consequences for bad companion behavior
BABY KALIYO, toddling by: That is a truly interesting statement.
T7-01: Skadge = play nice // or Skadge = gets hose again
LORD SCOURGE: I will never understand how SCORPIO talked you into that disciplinary measure, but I love that she did.
BABY SKADGE: Someday I’m’a stomp your lekku, little alien.
T7-01: Skadge = already did stomp her lekku // Skadge = terrible person
BABY SKADGE lumbers sulkily off.
BABY VETTE: Ow.
BABY DOC: Somebody’s hurt! Wait, I’m there!
BABY DOC sprints in waving a medpac the size of his head.
BABY DOC: You’re gonna be okay, beautiful.
BABY VETTE: Um? You’re kinda creepy.
BABY DOC: I once saved a whole planet of cute little Twi’leks from big mean Houks.
LORD SCOURGE: That is an outright lie.
BABY DOC: Just play along, would you?
LORD SCOURGE: No.
BABY DOC: It’s all right, babe. I got this.
BABY DOC finishes applying kolto to BABY VETTE’s bruises, then sweeps BABY VETTE up and sloppily kisses her cheek.
BABY VETTE: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
BABY DOC, alarmed, drops BABY VETTE back on the floor.
T7-01: Baby Doc = acting out // Lord Scourge = give him a talking-to about inappropriate urges?
LORD SCOURGE: I am Sith. I never met an inappropriate urge I didn't like.
T7-01: T7 = bad at talking-tos // Baby Doc = always commences dance party using T7's beeping as techno beats
LORD SCOURGE: I cannot be bothered with this. You, Bowdaar. Clean this up.
YOUNG BOWDAAR, helping BABY VETTE off the floor: I AM A SLAVE.
BABY VETTE: Ow.
YOUNG BOWDAAR, offering her a medpac and a lollipop: I AM A SLAVE.
BABY VETTE: I do keep hearing that. How are you liking it as a career path?
YOUNG BOWDAAR, struggling to articulate: …I do not like that I AM A SLAVE.
BABY VETTE: Huh, okay. Just figured I would keep my options open.
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Crezelle
07.18.2012 , 05:34 PM | #13
Quote: Originally Posted by bright_ephemera View Post
LORD SCOURGE: I am Sith. I never met an inappropriate urge I didn't like.
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Crezelle De'Chimera, of the Shadowlands
" Secret Agent Blue Booty, at your service. You Lead the way; I bring the kolto. "

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Morgani
07.18.2012 , 06:00 PM | #14
I'm picturing the Babies as Chibis with little hearts, stars, or cuss censor symbols over their heads as appropriate. Do continue.
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Kalterien
07.18.2012 , 06:20 PM | #15
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I'm picturing the Babies as Chibis with little hearts, stars, or cuss censor symbols over their heads as appropriate. Do continue.
roflmao.. I am also seeing this image in my head and I can't tell if it's adorable or frightning.
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Earthmama
07.18.2012 , 06:31 PM | #16
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I'm picturing the Babies as Chibis with little hearts, stars, or cuss censor symbols over their heads as appropriate. Do continue.
I wonder if we could bribe anyone over at Fan art to Chibify this?

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bright_ephemera
07.18.2012 , 06:36 PM | #17
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I wonder if we could bribe anyone over at Fan art to Chibify this?
This would make me ridiculously happy.

I can just see Baby Skadge sitting on a very sad Baby Mako, while Baby Jorgan is in a flurry of claws, teeth, and fur with Baby Broonmark (how do you chibi-fy a Talz?) and Baby Elara and Baby Temple are building a Citadel out of alphabet blocks.
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Crezelle
07.18.2012 , 06:41 PM | #18
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This would make me ridiculously happy.

I can just see Baby Skadge sitting on a very sad Baby Mako, while Baby Jorgan is in a flurry of claws, teeth, and fur with Baby Broonmark (how do you chibi-fy a Talz?) and Baby Elara and Baby Temple are building a Citadel out of alphabet blocks.
baby vector aghast as baby kaliyo fries ants with a magnifying glass
Crezelle De'Chimera, of the Shadowlands
" Secret Agent Blue Booty, at your service. You Lead the way; I bring the kolto. "

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elliotcat
07.18.2012 , 07:14 PM | #19
Baby Jorgan should act like a little kitten. :3

I laughed so hard at Bowdaar. So true to form.

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kabeone
07.18.2012 , 08:34 PM | #20
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roflmao.. I am also seeing this image in my head and I can't tell if it's adorable or frightning.
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