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Funniest line in game?


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Haggardbr
12.15.2012 , 09:32 AM | #981
LOL... upon reaching Nar Shadda with my Operative, HK-51 turns to me and say:

"Calculation: At least thirty per cent of the people in this place are undesirables who should be liquidated!"
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Gidrea
12.15.2012 , 01:25 PM | #982
You really have to hate Nar Shaddaa as much as I do to appreciate this:

Quinn: It is not often that I agree so vehemently with Darth Baras, but this place is indeed the armpit of the galaxy.
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CommanderKeeva
12.15.2012 , 02:00 PM | #983
Ord Mantell Smuggler quest:

NPC: So, do you want to be a hero?
You: Uh, what's a hero make these days?

Conversation with Guss Tuno:

You: So what was the training like?
Guss: I don't know, I never made it inside. I was trained separately in a room, where Jedi take children even they don't want to see.

After Guss shoots Kolto Dart at you:

"I healed you with Jedi power!"

Jedi Consular conversation with the Imperial technician on Hoth:

"The Lieutenant hasn't hung up anyone in a Wampa cave...ugh....for days now."

Smuggler quest on Alderaan:

NPC: I challenge you to an honorable duel!
You: (Shoot him.)
NPC: Aw, you shot me!
You: (Shoot him):
NPC: You shot me, again!

Final Knight quest on Voss if you pick the dark side option:
Voss Mystic: Can't be. The Mystics' visions are never wrong!
You: Guess there's a first time for everything. (Force push him to his death)

Smugger conversation with Major Byzal in Kaon:
Byzal shows signs of being infected with the rakghoul virus.
You: Great. I'm gonna need a new tourist guide now.

Kaliyo random line on Taris:

Rakghouls, ugh.....they scared me white the last time!
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Anysao
12.18.2012 , 07:05 PM | #984
Eeep! 6 more posts until funniest line in game 2.0!
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Evgen
12.19.2012 , 08:12 PM | #985
Statement: You may be incorrect fellow HK Unit. The APAC server population issue thread is up to 150 pages now.
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Anysao
12.20.2012 , 07:31 PM | #986
Quote: Originally Posted by Evgen View Post
Statement: You may be incorrect fellow HK Unit. The APAC server population issue thread is up to 150 pages now.
I believe repeat threads go on longer.
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Sinapus
12.21.2012 , 12:45 AM | #987
One of the smuggler ones...
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Maxim 37: There is no overkill, there is only "Open Fire" and "I Need to Reload."

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Anysao
12.21.2012 , 04:40 PM | #988
Quote: Originally Posted by Sinapus View Post
One of the smuggler ones...
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Ha, I love the smuggler's art of charming manipulation.
Now, on another subject...

THREE MORE!
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bionamaster
12.21.2012 , 04:48 PM | #989
Hopefully the 100th page: Here goes, paraphrasing:
Kira: Who would you save, the Republic or the Jedi?
Knight: Jedi, of course.
Kira: Good job, have a sweet flatcake!
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bionamaster
12.21.2012 , 04:49 PM | #990
Forgot one:

If that thing eats us, you're fired. -Orgus Din, Alderaan
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