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Funniest line in game?


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Mawduce
12.10.2012 , 12:23 AM | #961
Vette after a battle: "Brutal, better check all my parts"
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Celebrond
12.10.2012 , 02:04 AM | #962
Bounty Hunter Story quest on Hutta:

when confronting the Trandoshan Bounty Hunter:
BH: I never killed a...what is he again, Mako?
Mako: A Trandoshan. Rhymes with dead meat.

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Anysao
12.10.2012 , 06:49 AM | #963
Quote: Originally Posted by Celebrond View Post
Bounty Hunter Story quest on Hutta:

when confronting the Trandoshan Bounty Hunter:
BH: I never killed a...what is he again, Mako?
Mako: A Trandoshan. Rhymes with dead meat.
Mako has the cutest rhymes. In fact, anything mako related is cute!
Mako on her computer, cute.
Mako googling things with her implants, cute.
Mako blasting the face of anything that moves, cute!
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
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beattlebilly
12.10.2012 , 07:31 AM | #964
Quote: Originally Posted by Anysao View Post
Congratulations! We have found THE funniest line in game!
...from the bounty hunter story:
Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender.
Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are.

Yea, one of my favorites right there.

Another one, on my BH again, don't remember when, where or who:

You have a very underdeveloped sense of self preservation.

Khem Val, Dromund Kaas at the Unfinished Colossus(don't remember it exactly, been a while):

Any Sith that can't finish building a statue to himself doesn't deserve a statue.

Vette throwing bombs in combat:

WOO HOO!!
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ATAMIANM
12.10.2012 , 04:54 PM | #965
I don't have the stomach for it, but I'd like to re-do a warrior from scratch and always pick the lines that cause Darth Baras to say such inane things. The voice actor for Baras really did an amazing job.
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RigbyC
12.10.2012 , 05:07 PM | #966
Female Sith Inquisitor talking to an NPC/Q-giver on Tatooine who is babbling about somthing not being his fault.

"I dont remember saying "Expendable worm, please tell me about your life""

I laughed so hard the timing and delivery was perfect.... had to play it again
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Evgen
12.10.2012 , 07:45 PM | #967
Quote: Originally Posted by beattlebilly View Post
Yea, one of my favorites right there.
I don't know, I never found that line that funny, it's a rip of the line from Episode 1 with that flying alien.
And it looks about as silly as shooting blasters at a force user with a lightsaber out.

Quote: Originally Posted by beattlebilly View Post
You have a very underdeveloped sense of self preservation.
Gus has a similar line. Can't remember the situation, but he says:
Most of the people we run into don't seem to be overly concerned with continuing living.
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Anysao
12.11.2012 , 06:53 AM | #968
Quote: Originally Posted by beattlebilly View Post
Yea, one of my favorites right there.

Another one, on my BH again, don't remember when, where or who:

You have a very underdeveloped sense of self preservation.

Khem Val, Dromund Kaas at the Unfinished Colossus(don't remember it exactly, been a while):

Any Sith that can't finish building a statue to himself doesn't deserve a statue.

Vette throwing bombs in combat:

WOO HOO!!
I remember khem's there... That was pretty good! Khem had us h a nice sense of humor... How did my inquisitor ever get placed with him?
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
You cannot escape the Moonbanger!The Ebon Hawk Starfighter Enthusiast.

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Hyde_v
12.11.2012 , 09:36 AM | #969
The Bounty Hunter has this upstart kid confront you once you land on, I think, Nar Shadda where the kid say "I'm not afraid of you. I have a flame thrower!"

Confident guy.
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iDraxter
12.11.2012 , 10:02 AM | #970
1)Me:"Kaliyo hasn't said much about you. Everything going alright?"
Vector:"After some early missteps, we're learning to tolerate one another - we no longer invite her to dejarik games, she no longer spits in our tea. Give us a few months; we've negotiated with worse."

2)
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