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Funniest line in game?


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Jovi-Scarlet
11.15.2013 , 10:34 AM | #1311
In that one Ord Mantell quest where you're reporting those two using the minefield as an obstacle course... "Nope! Refugees blowing up everywhere."
Just the delivery of the line, how casual it sounds, makes me crack up every time.
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Akusoduzan
11.15.2013 , 10:59 AM | #1312
Quote: Originally Posted by Anysao View Post
...from the bounty hunter story:
Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender.
Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are..
this one right here !
Unlucky for u im a bountyhunter who doesn't accept dead or alive bounty's i only go for the onces i can kill !

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Evgen
11.17.2013 , 07:39 PM | #1313
Quote: Originally Posted by Akusoduzan View Post
this one right here !
I really don't get that, it's not like it's someone with no power, it's an actual Jedi, and that idiotic thing they are doing is more powerful than any weapon and works on most people. I your bounty hunter weren't a PC it probably would have worked on him. Just can't see the humour in that line.
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Xakthul
11.17.2013 , 08:10 PM | #1314
Quote: Originally Posted by Evgen View Post
I really don't get that, it's not like it's someone with no power, it's an actual Jedi, and that idiotic thing they are doing is more powerful than any weapon and works on most people. I your bounty hunter weren't a PC it probably would have worked on him. Just can't see the humour in that line.
The thing is, it is really only supposed to work on weak-minded, non Force sensitive beings. So, that knocks off basically all the PCs, and a lot of the NPCs, as well.
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DarthPrimus
11.28.2013 , 07:31 PM | #1315
Probably been said before, but I haven't seen it, so tossing this one in the mix.

Sith Inquisitor storyline on Hoth. Not giving away spoilers, but while being basically sent on a detour quest to achieve a goal.

SI: "I wonder if Jedi have this much trouble getting what they want..."

Just the deadpan delivery of that line makes me chuckle...

And a little gem from Ashara upon entering a White Maw hideout.

Ashara: "Do you think these are friends of Andronikos? I can imagine him living in a cave."
"A person who knows everything can never learn anything."

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wokcha
12.01.2013 , 12:52 AM | #1316
Finally finished my BH story, woohoo. Got a couple good ones from the companions (I imagine both of them yelling):
Skadge, being sent on a mission: IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU!!
Torian, at the Gravity Hook landing ring: WOO! Shoulda brought my rifle!! (He's so enthusiastic! )
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Aeneas_Falco
12.01.2013 , 02:16 AM | #1317
Quote: Originally Posted by Canavet View Post
I just came across one of the most comical responses in the game. I was at the inauguration of Tai Cordon and after he accepts the Presidency... My charcter is given the choice to say a few words. The option I chose was the Jedi proverb and Tai's response was truely funny. Everyone looks at my character scratching their heads and Tai says "I'm sure we all feel... enriched by that."

My question is does anyone know what response there is to the other two options of "The future is yours" and "Don't screw this up".
I don't remember the exact words but the 'future is yours' options gets a brief inspiring speech from the Consular. The remarks are met with applause and cheers rather than confusion and sarcasm. I'm not sure what happens if you choose 'don't screw this up.'

Since the first option pleases the crowd and the force proverb confused them, maybe that last one angers them?

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Haggardbr
12.01.2013 , 11:07 AM | #1318
HK to me just now:

"Witticism: I must remember to thank the Empire for releasing all these prisioners. I will not be bored!"

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avatarearth
12.03.2013 , 07:39 PM | #1319
here is my contribution to the thread I am paraphraseing so its not exactly like in game.

lord sash: how did you get the holocron from the tomb?
SI: I had to kill five tukata and eat their hearts!
lord zash: strange, it didn't work when I tried it.

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avatarearth
12.03.2013 , 11:07 PM | #1320
here are some HK-51 lines I heard on makub they won't be as funny in writing as they are when he says them.

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