Please upgrade your browser for the best possible experience.

Chrome Firefox Internet Explorer
×

Funniest line in game?


ghique's Avatar


ghique
02.24.2013 , 09:12 PM | #1081
Don't know if anyone else posted this, but it made me laugh my *** off.

My Sith Inquisitor is talking to an Imperial officer and was told about a former Darth who went AWOL and found a small planet in the outskirts of the galaxy to rule over.

One of the reply choices was "That sounds fun!" and when I chose it, my SI said, "How intriguing! Note to self: find a planet and conquer it."

Heezdedjim's Avatar


Heezdedjim
02.25.2013 , 07:29 AM | #1082
M1-4X: "There were 15 bodyguards in The Ambassador's suite. Nevertheless, I managed to storm through them all, grab the lying fool, and leap out the window!"

Drew_Braxton's Avatar


Drew_Braxton
02.25.2013 , 09:08 AM | #1083
Two of my favorites, one on corellia (Axial Park) and one on Ord Mantell.

Ord Mantell:
Ensign Peters: Alright, you know the score. There's a couple dozen empty mortar shells out in the mine field. You pick up enough and get back here sorta alive, you win a prize. Alternatively, if your not one for braving the minefield you can place a bet on a runner and see if you get lucky...triple your money on a win.
Character: I'll place a bet.
Ensign Peters: Alright, we have a big spender here. Here's our runners.
Ensign Peters: Here's Brass, He's basically a couple of shells short of a full clip.
Brass: Boom, hehe, boom.
Ensign Peters: Grannen's our veteran...or what's left of him.
Grannen: Don't listen to that twerp, I can still run with the best of them... wait...where did you go?
Ensign Peters: And Meeshta, our resident charmer.
Meeshta: I'll rip out your eyes and eat them with hard rations.
Ensign Peters: Hehe, of course you will.
Ensign Peters: OK, that's our group, Who are you betting on?
Character: Meesha has a killer instinct. I like that.
Ensign Peters: Alright, get ready runners. And you get the honors, just hit the starter button and we''ll get this race underway.
Cutscene: Meesha doesn't make it.
Ensign Peters: Ohhhh, what a mess. Sorry friend, guess you can't win them all huh?



Corellia:
Father: Everywhere I looked, there were beasts bursting out of cages!
Child: We got to pet the animals, tell him dad.
Soldier: Were in the middle of a war zone Sir.
Father: The zoo's supposed to be safe, officer, this was traumatizing.
Child: It was great!
Soldier: Sir, for the safety of your girl, please evacuate axial park.

NevarTwentyThree's Avatar


NevarTwentyThree
02.25.2013 , 10:53 AM | #1084
I died when my IA deadpanned, "I like assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised."

Anysao's Avatar


Anysao
03.01.2013 , 12:52 PM | #1085
Quote: Originally Posted by Heezdedjim View Post
M1-4X: "There were 15 bodyguards in The Ambassador's suite. Nevertheless, I managed to storm through them all, grab the lying fool, and leap out the window!"
Forex is ALWAYS funny!
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
Want to get a lightsaber, too? Click this text for a free trial run of The Old Republic. Returning player? No problem! Join today!

Bobzillaaa's Avatar


Bobzillaaa
03.04.2013 , 01:21 AM | #1086
boarding party

"you are dead lady,dead"

drug_cartel's Avatar


drug_cartel
03.04.2013 , 07:12 AM | #1087
M1-4X: ...I seized a nearby Nikto thug who was making liberal use of a flamethrower and hurdled him at the Sith Lord, igniting his robes immediately.

Player: I wish I could have seen the look on his face.

M1-4X: I believe it was 'surprised', sir.

ATAMIANM's Avatar


ATAMIANM
03.04.2013 , 12:29 PM | #1088
The Vette companion quest when Vette confronts the NPC who stole a Twi'ilek heirloom..not an exact quote but close:

NPC: Virus, we got any room in the harem for a skinny, ugly, annoying Twi'ilek?
The Virus: Nope. Full up on ugly. (in the most deadpan voice ever).
_________________________________
What's the saddest thing you'vv ever seen in SWTOR?
Spoiler

Sithcreep's Avatar


Sithcreep
03.05.2013 , 11:28 AM | #1089
Inquisitor bonus series on Alderaan. After completing a quest you talk to that king in Thul Palace and hes like totally disturbed how violent things were and hes asking if that was really necessary. One of the answers of my female character with that erotic expression on her face and a similar voice: "On Korriban, we used to have little parties whenever a fellow student died.."
Quote: Originally Posted by Darkabysslord View Post
Panda ??? who is this Panda U speak of Carl.

Anysao's Avatar


Anysao
03.05.2013 , 10:01 PM | #1090
Quote: Originally Posted by ATAMIANM View Post
The Vette companion quest when Vette confronts the NPC who stole a Twi'ilek heirloom..not an exact quote but close:

NPC: Virus, we got any room in the harem for a skinny, ugly, annoying Twi'ilek?
The Virus: Nope. Full up on ugly. (in the most deadpan voice ever).
Why are the deadpan jokes always the best?
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
Want to get a lightsaber, too? Click this text for a free trial run of The Old Republic. Returning player? No problem! Join today!