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Funniest line in game?

Loryk's Avatar

01.01.2013 , 11:18 PM | #1011
On Ilum my trooper in a conversation with High Command said: I've got frostbite where, You don't want to know where I've got frostbite!

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jankiel's Avatar

01.02.2013 , 06:55 AM | #1012
This one just killed me. Much better than the bounty hunter drop your weapon thing. End of smuggler arc on Tatooine is just crazy

Shadowsite's Avatar

01.02.2013 , 07:11 AM | #1013
2V-R8: (after failing a crew skill mission) "There was complications, master. Please don't deactivate me!"
A man that hides isn't a coward, he is the smartest man alive.
A man that fights is not brave, he is foolish
A man that walks away is the strongest of them all

Burana's Avatar

01.02.2013 , 01:12 PM | #1014
Vette companion quest with a female Sith warrior, when they find Vette's sister Tivva on a pleasure barge on Nar Shaddaa.

Swaption's Avatar

01.02.2013 , 08:15 PM | #1015
Quote: Originally Posted by Shadowsite View Post
2V-R8: (after failing a crew skill mission) "There was complications, master. Please don't deactivate me!"
Oddly, when he says this I want to cut him to pieces with my lightsaber.

ravenshaelo's Avatar

01.02.2013 , 08:59 PM | #1016
Sith warrior on Dromund Kaas - you can scare away some NPCs by threatening to eat them. After they leave, the Imperial you're aiding tells you "Great bluff!". I picked the option to deadpan "I wasn't bluffing".
Loved it.


01.03.2013 , 10:23 AM | #1017
Can't remember the exact line, but after you defeat the Sand Demon asa Jedi Knight, the Knight makes a comment it was unfortunate he had to kill the demon. The Jawa who had rushed to the cave to "help" says something like "Not sorry Sand Demon is dead! Sand Demon ate many of my ancestors! Not sorry!"

IMO, Jawas and Hutts have some of the funniest lines.
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Ardim's Avatar

01.03.2013 , 01:00 PM | #1018
Darth Charnus: Are you ready to shove it down CEC's throat?
Me: Well, I've got a pazaak game later, then a lunch with the Emperor. Fortunately for you, I'm free for now.
Darth Charnus: *Smirk* Good, I wouldn't want to disrupt your busy agenda.

Hope it hasn't been posted yet, but this made me laugh
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Evgen's Avatar

01.03.2013 , 06:16 PM | #1019
HK-51 on entering the Jawa camp north of the rep starting town on Tatooine:
Announcement: These Jawas are filthy droid scavengers. Will hold on deletions unless you say otherwise . . . please say otherwise?
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01.04.2013 , 02:01 AM | #1020
From the "funny 'cause it's true" files, HK-51 on Ilum -
Lament: The Jedi have proved remarkably incapable of holding their temples, master. Am I the only one bothered by this?

At the Shrine of Healing on Voss -
Pierce: Strangest medcenter I've ever seen. If I fall in battle, let me die. Do not bring me to these crazies!
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