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Funniest line in game?

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ATAMIANM
12.30.2012 , 11:58 PM | #1001
Not sure if this has been posted before:
Jedi Knight questions the motives of the Hutt for wanting the Knight to free some Republic soldiers:

Damrasch the Hutt: "I'm guessing you want them to have freedom, happiness, all the synthfood they can eat...we just want our share of the profits."
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kijthae
12.31.2012 , 04:36 AM | #1002
Smuggler class quest. One of the Skavak's *****es call me for help then she tries to kill me she confides in her blaster shield . While talking to skavak on halo her battery exhausts ( on the moment she says she doesnt know those batteries last too short ).She begs help from skavak but he rejects her then she cries as "he doesnt love me"

Then I pick the dark sided option and my toon says "nobody loves you"

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dovid-r
12.31.2012 , 03:30 PM | #1003
the smuggler has a lot of good ones.

I just got to the quest on balmorra where

Spoiler
I shot the Jedi
But I did not shoot the Padawan

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EternalMizer
12.31.2012 , 04:59 PM | #1004
Inquisitor story, Lord Zash says she has a surprise for the inquisitor.
You need to choose the 3rd option. Best line in the game for me imo.

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Duduneco
12.31.2012 , 05:05 PM | #1005
Probably been said before but I laugh at this everytime I hear it


Baras: ARRRGAGG I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!!11!!1!!one

SW: I feel your anger, master.

Baras: A BLIND, DEAF, COMOTOSE, LOBOTAMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER!!!!!!!1!!1!!111!!!one

Vette: Okay, I'm officially scared.
So a neutron walks into a bar and asks,"How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

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JohnNightWalker
01.01.2013 , 03:53 AM | #1006
Iquisitor's:

Khem Val, looking at Duros refugees on Nar Shadaa: They are weakest and pathetic creatures in the galaxy. No one noticed if i eat a few of them.

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Quickpaw
01.01.2013 , 01:45 PM | #1007
Smuggler Act 2 finale, after springing the two co-horts from the crate (after a light-side choice):

Cathar sharp-shooter: Blaster's faster.
Child-like hacker: Ha ha! That rhymed!

Sorry I can't remember their names.
Honestly, when it comes down to it, I don't think I'm a very "good" Jedi. And you know what? I'm fine with that. I trust my heart more than my head, and that's not a bad thing.
My name is Shadow. And I am a Jedi.

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Velenias
01.01.2013 , 04:42 PM | #1008
I like the female smuggler's line near the beginning where she says "You haven't got the guts", but thats mostly down to how she says.

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Swaption
01.01.2013 , 07:27 PM | #1009
"So I'm going in blind?"

- Miraluka sniper

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YoshiRaphElan
01.01.2013 , 07:33 PM | #1010
Quote: Originally Posted by Swaption View Post
"So I'm going in blind?"

- Miraluka sniper
BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh, the irony.