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Why are all the Sith Masters fat?

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Why are all the Sith Masters fat?

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AlphaRoman
Old 12.14.2011 , 10:46 PM | #1
Taking the indulgent teachings of the sith a little too far i guess... lol

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Elbrop
Old 12.14.2011 , 10:50 PM | #2
Quote: Originally Posted by AlphaRoman View Post
Taking the indulgent teachings of the sith a little too far i guess... lol
I kind of like this. What's his name, the guy you work for as a Sith warrior, just oozes personality. Reminds me of Baron Harkonnen.
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CLRCRET
Old 12.14.2011 , 11:39 PM | #3
Quote: Originally Posted by AlphaRoman View Post
Taking the indulgent teachings of the sith a little too far i guess... lol
If you could just force lightning someone instead of getting up and punching them in the face, wouldn't you stop doing push ups too?

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Kellan
Old 12.15.2011 , 03:23 AM | #4
The Dark Side uses cookies for recruitment....

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Junious
Old 12.15.2011 , 06:19 AM | #6
It's not fat!
... it's power.

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DuchessOfDork
Old 12.15.2011 , 07:13 AM | #7
Quote: Originally Posted by Junious View Post
It's not fat!
... it's power.
Man, if I were as powerful as a Sith lord, I'd eat anything I wanted and not give a good gaddamn what everyone else thought.

"Haha, you're fat!"

"Haha, YOU'RE DEAD."

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Meharial
Old 12.15.2011 , 07:20 AM | #8
They're not fat. They're full of the Force.

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Xirandir
Old 12.15.2011 , 07:21 AM | #9
Whenever I see a fat sith lord, I can't help but think of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.


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BenjaminminU
Old 12.15.2011 , 07:26 AM | #10
I think its so they can use Force Crush easier
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