saiyanjedidmv Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 (edited) nappa: hey vegeta. vegeta: what is it nappa? nappa: we are in an alternate universe! vegeta:....I see that nappa... nappa: hey vegeta! look its a snorlax!! baras: what? who is he talking to? vegeta:you, your the only fat thing here, and nappa he is much to fat to be a snorlax! nappa: im gonna catch him!! baras:im not fat and what is a snor...OW!!! nappa: ah it didnt work vegeta. vegeta: thats because you have to damage it first and im telling you snorlax is much, MUCH, thinner than him! nappa: oh right lets see if i cant get a critical! baras:...gulp... vegeta: your an idiot nappa. lets go back to our home universe. nappa: aah but vegeta. vegeta:dont care lets go nappa. nappa:k....bye snorlax! baras: oookay what just happened? Edited April 7, 2013 by saiyanjedidmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 That was...interesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FettsMummy Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Darth Barus invented /clubdance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSilversouls Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Darth Baras = Darth bareass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tfranco Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Darth Nihilus has an endless hunger, because Baras keeps taking his snack packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Darth Nihilus has an endless hunger, because Baras keeps taking his snack packs. XD Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheronFett Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Darth Baras is so fat, he jumped up in the air and got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekimmak Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 We have not heard of Manaan, ever since Darth Baras belly flopped in the ocean. Coincidentially, shortly afterwards Tatooine was discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamyn Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Honestly, there really needs to be an Operation where you fight Darth Baras' mother... the one thing in the universe fatter than him She's called the Terror From Beyond (the buffet table). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanKnight Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Diet books that didn't sell well: 'Lose Weight' by darth baras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingonaut Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Baras, Darth Lard of the Sith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flintfire Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Baras is so fat, that hen I force leaped to Darth Baras in our final battle he stuck out his belly. I bounced off it so hard I hit an imperial dreadnaught carrying Darth Jadus, which was knocked out of orbit and destroyed. A terror network was then blamed for it. But no. It was me launched from the belly of the beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NebulaPaladin Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 While all this is very funny, i actually find myself kinda unable to play the warrior story as everytime i see Baras he makes me wet myself with laughter. Was this an intentional in-game joke by the designers? cos he looks like a obese septuagenarian on his way to a s&m party, Was this really the best the developers could come up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaantia Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Baras thought the last line of the Sith code was: The Force shall feed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzoorrzz Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I guess most of the people in this thread didn't pay attention when overseer Tremel was saying them to take Baras seriously, always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxforcardassia Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 (edited) I guess most of the people in this thread didn't pay attention when overseer Tremel was saying them to take Baras seriously, always. I don't think the Warrior was paying attention either considering 2/3rds of our available responses to Baras are usually trolly Edited May 20, 2013 by xxforcardassia Typo fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 it's well known by imperial forces that the cause for makeb's groundquakes is baras's energy wake caused when he fell on the floor on korriban after the warrior defeated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarlordThuran Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Darth Baras is the reason the dark council cantina no longer features a buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 When Baras is on Voss, the mystics can't see anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 i have discovered the perfect tactic for defeating baras just throw a piece of bacon or a cookie on the floor then while he is eating stab him in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highborne Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I see that this thread's rolled around again.....it's a good thing that Baras has a well-rounded sense of humour, otherwise he'd be appalled at the fatuousness around here. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 That's no moon....... oh wait it is.... Darth Baras is mooning people. THE HORROR! SEND AN ORBITAL STRIKE IMMEDIATELY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) I see that this thread's rolled around again.....it's a good thing that Baras has a well-rounded sense of humour, otherwise he'd be appalled at the fatuousness around here. :D Hahahahahaha good one! me: so when baras sits around the house he sits....... Baras: erhum what was that? me: I was just saying how awesome you were...... Baras: I see so I guess I will......wait "reads thread title" WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!? ok WHO IS GOING TO DIE NOW?!? me: it is all the guy who I just quoted fault "runs and hides" Edited September 19, 2013 by saiyanjedidmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACeMossie Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Darth Baras is so fat that when he moved from Korriban to Dromund Kaas (and back), the Empire had to commandeer Centerpoint Station to move him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACeMossie Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) That's no moon....... oh wait it is.... Darth Baras is mooning people. THE HORROR! SEND AN ORBITAL STRIKE IMMEDIATELY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD_wA116c5I (Comes from the movie Thumb Wars - a parody of Star Wars where everything was modified to be based off Thumbs) Edited September 19, 2013 by TACeMossie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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