Oxades Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Darth Baras is the result of dark side cookies. Don’t give in to the dark side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostien Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 When Darth Baras gets angry, the Citadel has to order triple the amount of pudding they get, immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Darth Baras swore vengeance on Pizza Hut when he couldn't select triple cheese online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliksKid Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Darth Baras isn't fat, he's just big boned. My warrior had to race to kill Darth Baras before Diabetes did. Darth Baras Motto "Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, i'm living proof. Beefcake!, BEEEFCAAAAKE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 No one likes playing the Hypergate WZ with Baras he gets stuck in the door trapping people outside during discharge. Darth Baras is the best defender in pvp, he just sits there and people can never click it. Darth Baras doesn't need a bomb to blow the doors in voidstar, just pull his finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Instructors in the Force declaring "size matters not" never tried to lift Darth Barras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Instructors in the Force declaring "size matters not" never tried to lift Darth Barras. Oh this has got to be up there with the top 5, nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Instructors in the Force declaring "size matters not" never tried to lift Darth Barras. Epic win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Instructors in the Force declaring "size matters not" never tried to lift Darth Barras. That's gold lol Does anyone else think that if TOR became a movie John Goodman would be perfect to play Baras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetNut Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Betty and sinapus those last two lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 That's gold lol Does anyone else think that if TOR became a movie John Goodman would be perfect to play Baras? Either that or Mike Myers in his Fat Bastard costume. Emperor: I must ask you to stop, Baras. As much as I like seeing Jedi in pain, the thought of you naked creeps me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Either that or Mike Myers in his Fat Bastard costume. Emperor: I must ask you to stop, Baras. As much as I like seeing Jedi in pain, the thought of you naked creeps me out. "I need to do a Force Charge I just hope my wire guys are ready!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 The new expansion is based on the Hutt Cartel wanting revenge against the Empire. After a Hutt boss got between Baras and a buffet, ending up with a robotic arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird_of_Thunder Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) The Death Star superlaser wasn't actually a superlaser. It was Baras passing gas. Edited January 14, 2013 by Bird_of_Thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 The new expansion is based on the Hutt Cartel wanting revenge against the Empire. After a Hutt boss got between Baras and a buffet, ending up with a robotic arm Oh you are too good, hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikinai Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Darth Baras is so fat, he uses a Van Allan belt to keep his pants up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromador Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 X-Wings on approach to Darth Baras' thermal exhaust port. Wedge Antilles: Look at the size of that thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 X-Wings on approach to Darth Baras' thermal exhaust port. Wedge Antilles: Look at the size of that thing! Ha ha! That's no moon, that's Darth Baras! nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nylsia Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Darth Baras' mask makes everything smell like bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Read my signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted January 19, 2013 Author Share Posted January 19, 2013 Read my signature. Nice, but I'm going to miss your Sir Copperfield quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 first off the guy who made this thread is a genius! Whenever baras trips an earthquake is felt.......on the otherside of the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Nice, but I'm going to miss your Sir Copperfield quote Thanks. I'm now posting stories on (send me a PM for the website), and those are lines from 'Knight & Warrior' which I've posted there. I've pretty much stopped playing the game, and have cancelled my paid sub. It's going to expire within the next few days, and if I'm able to post here after it expires, I will. Yeah, I think Sir Sheldon Coppertard has learned his lesson... hopefully. Anyhow, if you wanna check out my literary skillz, send me a PM. That goes for anyone else here who wants to read some good hard action Sci-Fi, not just Star Wars stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Curiosity didn't kill the cat, Darth Baras ate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnzeruX Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) I'd say Darth Bearass or Bareass :-P Edited January 22, 2013 by EnzeruX adding another option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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