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What's your favorite line of all time? We've been through a lot of gold star wars jokes- so post your favorite-

This is mine:

*inquisitor story, dromund kaas, going to hunt down the cyborg Sith darth skotia*

Me: What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?

Khem Val: It is more machine then man, I think. Bad for digestion.

 

Congratulations! We have found THE funniest line in game!

...from the bounty hunter story:

Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender.

Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are.

 

You're probably all LOLing right now.

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I know it's not really a line because she says it all the time but I always boggle a bit whenever Mako scolds me saying, "Try to be more careful." as she heals herself, after I give her an upgraded piece of gear.

 

I don't know why, but it makes her seem a bit empty-headed.

 

ROFL

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Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight.

 

Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard

 

Oh wait, doesn't the wife go, "Don't mind my husband, he's just caught the stupid." or something equally funny?

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Republic Taris:

,,They'll be on you like Hutts at a buffet... except, you know, faster."

 

Hutta:

,,Rarsk will cut out your heart and feed it to a tiny rodent."

 

Hutta:

,,How about I feed him his eyeballs?"

,,You said you wouldn't kill him."

,,He'll live... he'll just have a case of bad indigestion."

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The Trooper is severely lacking in this regard, but there is a gem here.

 

*Trooper confronts pirate over stolen piece of an Imperial code machine*

 

Imperial Soldier: Halt in the name of the Empire! You are in possession of stolen Imperial property!

 

Trooper: Sorry, we are in the middle of a business transaction, let me get to you later.

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They were acting strange... showing all signs of being traitors... so I killed them. How was I supposed to know they were throwing a party for my promotion?

 

I remember that one in my BH i answer to him "You did what?" love tha face that BH does its awsome.

 

One of the best lines for me its not from NPC's but from a PET and even he says that loads of time i never get tired of it.

 

PET: DOC with Jedy Knight

 

Line: "Did i tell you about my Jedi friend"

 

This line its when he is getting is *** kicked :D

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A scene in an Imperial Agent class quest.

 

 

You've just fought your way through a series of droids to your contact's hiding place. Your contact rolls out of her hiding spot five feet away, whips up a blaster, and fires at you. The camera then shows that every single shot is missing you, and you are simply calmly saying that you are her contact. And the last stray shot destroys a droid you missed.

 

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