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Kaliyo on Dromund Kaas near the Lightning Spire:

Slow down. Let's..spread out, have a picnic, enjoy the lightning. :t_wink:

 

I loved Kaliyo. I was telling all of dromund kaas how much I was in love with her, no matter how grey and bald she was.

 

And then Watcher 2 walked in, and I dropped Kaliyo.

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Ord Mantell Smuggler quest:

 

NPC: So, do you want to be a hero?

You: Uh, what's a hero make these days?

 

Conversation with Guss Tuno:

 

You: So what was the training like?

Guss: I don't know, I never made it inside. I was trained separately in a room, where Jedi take children even they don't want to see.

 

After Guss shoots Kolto Dart at you:

 

"I healed you with Jedi power!"

 

Jedi Consular conversation with the Imperial technician on Hoth:

 

"The Lieutenant hasn't hung up anyone in a Wampa cave...ugh....for days now."

 

Smuggler quest on Alderaan:

 

NPC: I challenge you to an honorable duel!

You: (Shoot him.)

NPC: Aw, you shot me!

You: (Shoot him):

NPC: You shot me, again!

 

Final Knight quest on Voss if you pick the dark side option:

Voss Mystic: Can't be. The Mystics' visions are never wrong!

You: Guess there's a first time for everything. (Force push him to his death)

 

Smugger conversation with Major Byzal in Kaon:

Byzal shows signs of being infected with the rakghoul virus.

You: Great. I'm gonna need a new tourist guide now.

 

Kaliyo random line on Taris:

 

Rakghouls, ugh.....they scared me white the last time!

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One of the smuggler ones...

 

After returning from Black Suns territory the smuggler is confronted by three bounty hunters seeking to collect on the price on the smuggler's head. You can fight them, but I find the whole bit where you can convince them to go chasing after Skaavik to be amusing. Not sure if it's the female bounty hunter's gushing over Skaavik's bounty "buy a ship and RETIRE huge!" or the smuggler's friendly advice to shoot to kill or the already mentioned "did a womp rat die on your head" insult to the hot-headed bounty hunter. Or it all combined.

 

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One of the smuggler ones...

 

After returning from Black Suns territory the smuggler is confronted by three bounty hunters seeking to collect on the price on the smuggler's head. You can fight them, but I find the whole bit where you can convince them to go chasing after Skaavik to be amusing. Not sure if it's the female bounty hunter's gushing over Skaavik's bounty "buy a ship and RETIRE huge!" or the smuggler's friendly advice to shoot to kill or the already mentioned "did a womp rat die on your head" insult to the hot-headed bounty hunter. Or it all combined.

 

Ha, I love the smuggler's art of charming manipulation.

Now, on another subject...

 

THREE MORE!

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LOL... upon reaching Nar Shadda with my Operative, HK-51 turns to me and say:

 

"Calculation: At least thirty per cent of the people in this place are undesirables who should be liquidated!" :eek:

 

HAHA !

 

Paraphrasing (from Esseles on my Commando):

 

Sith - The jedi will feel me ripping your heart out of your body

Me - Will you master feel the blaster bolt I put between your eyes then?

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Upon entering the Star Cluster Cassino in Nar Shaddaa, HK says:

 

"Presentation: Observe, master - organics with poor math skills and too many credits!"

 

On Belsavis helping a friend with some heroics:

 

Imp soldier: "Next! Name, please."

Prisioner: "Kateo."

Imp Soldier: "Let's see--ah, there you are. "Killer" Kateo, butchered an entire squad of Republic soldiers with.. a shiv?"

Prisioner: "That's me."

Imp Soldier: "Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the Imperial Army, Kateo."

Imp Soldier: "If there's anything else we can get you--maybe something dull and rusty?--just ask!"

 

On Taris:

 

Worker #1: "So much destruction!"

Worker #2: "Really!? I hadn't noticed!"

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Upon entering the Star Cluster Cassino in Nar Shaddaa, HK says:

 

"Presentation: Observe, master - organics with poor math skills and too many credits!"

 

On Belsavis helping a friend with some heroics:

 

Imp soldier: "Next! Name, please."

Prisioner: "Kateo."

Imp Soldier: "Let's see--ah, there you are. "Killer" Kateo, butchered an entire squad of Republic soldiers with.. a shiv?"

Prisioner: "That's me."

Imp Soldier: "Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the Imperial Army, Kateo."

Imp Soldier: "If there's anything else we can get you--maybe something dull and rusty?--just ask!"

 

On Taris:

 

Worker #1: "So much destruction!"

Worker #2: "Really!? I hadn't noticed!"

 

Kateo- that is Huttese for Operative!

 

Ok, no it isn't. But still!

 

Hooray, 100 pages. :D

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Sith - The jedi will feel me ripping your heart out of your body

Me - Will you master feel the blaster bolt I put between your eyes then?

 

Bwahaha! Don't know how I could've possibly missed that on my commando!

 

Also:

 

Ord Mantell orbital station

Sith: My Master is, unfortunately, unavailable.

Kira: I told them you were on Corellia. Heh. Suckers.

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