GreatGizka Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 My favourite so far, and yes it's a smuggler line. "We'll always have Taris." Sometimes, a groan is as good as a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashioftheye Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 HK-51 : " You're already dead, just lay down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGuyWithABlaster Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Major or Captain on Balmorra: "Just.. just tell me why you killed him? Why did you kill my son?" Sith Inquisitor: "I wanted to see the pattern his blood would make on the floor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrond Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Kaliyo on Dromund Kaas near the Lightning Spire: Slow down. Let's..spread out, have a picnic, enjoy the lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Kaliyo on Dromund Kaas near the Lightning Spire: Slow down. Let's..spread out, have a picnic, enjoy the lightning. I loved Kaliyo. I was telling all of dromund kaas how much I was in love with her, no matter how grey and bald she was. And then Watcher 2 walked in, and I dropped Kaliyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 LOL... upon reaching Nar Shadda with my Operative, HK-51 turns to me and say: "Calculation: At least thirty per cent of the people in this place are undesirables who should be liquidated!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gidrea Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 You really have to hate Nar Shaddaa as much as I do to appreciate this: Quinn: It is not often that I agree so vehemently with Darth Baras, but this place is indeed the armpit of the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderKeeva Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) Ord Mantell Smuggler quest: NPC: So, do you want to be a hero? You: Uh, what's a hero make these days? Conversation with Guss Tuno: You: So what was the training like? Guss: I don't know, I never made it inside. I was trained separately in a room, where Jedi take children even they don't want to see. After Guss shoots Kolto Dart at you: "I healed you with Jedi power!" Jedi Consular conversation with the Imperial technician on Hoth: "The Lieutenant hasn't hung up anyone in a Wampa cave...ugh....for days now." Smuggler quest on Alderaan: NPC: I challenge you to an honorable duel! You: (Shoot him.) NPC: Aw, you shot me! You: (Shoot him): NPC: You shot me, again! Final Knight quest on Voss if you pick the dark side option: Voss Mystic: Can't be. The Mystics' visions are never wrong! You: Guess there's a first time for everything. (Force push him to his death) Smugger conversation with Major Byzal in Kaon: Byzal shows signs of being infected with the rakghoul virus. You: Great. I'm gonna need a new tourist guide now. Kaliyo random line on Taris: Rakghouls, ugh.....they scared me white the last time! Edited December 15, 2012 by CommanderKeeva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 Eeep! 6 more posts until funniest line in game 2.0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Statement: You may be incorrect fellow HK Unit. The APAC server population issue thread is up to 150 pages now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Statement: You may be incorrect fellow HK Unit. The APAC server population issue thread is up to 150 pages now. I believe repeat threads go on longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 One of the smuggler ones... After returning from Black Suns territory the smuggler is confronted by three bounty hunters seeking to collect on the price on the smuggler's head. You can fight them, but I find the whole bit where you can convince them to go chasing after Skaavik to be amusing. Not sure if it's the female bounty hunter's gushing over Skaavik's bounty "buy a ship and RETIRE huge!" or the smuggler's friendly advice to shoot to kill or the already mentioned "did a womp rat die on your head" insult to the hot-headed bounty hunter. Or it all combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 One of the smuggler ones... After returning from Black Suns territory the smuggler is confronted by three bounty hunters seeking to collect on the price on the smuggler's head. You can fight them, but I find the whole bit where you can convince them to go chasing after Skaavik to be amusing. Not sure if it's the female bounty hunter's gushing over Skaavik's bounty "buy a ship and RETIRE huge!" or the smuggler's friendly advice to shoot to kill or the already mentioned "did a womp rat die on your head" insult to the hot-headed bounty hunter. Or it all combined. Ha, I love the smuggler's art of charming manipulation. Now, on another subject... THREE MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Hopefully the 100th page: Here goes, paraphrasing:Kira: Who would you save, the Republic or the Jedi?Knight: Jedi, of course.Kira: Good job, have a sweet flatcake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Forgot one: If that thing eats us, you're fired. -Orgus Din, Alderaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 LOL... upon reaching Nar Shadda with my Operative, HK-51 turns to me and say: "Calculation: At least thirty per cent of the people in this place are undesirables who should be liquidated!" HAHA ! Paraphrasing (from Esseles on my Commando): Sith - The jedi will feel me ripping your heart out of your body Me - Will you master feel the blaster bolt I put between your eyes then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Upon entering the Star Cluster Cassino in Nar Shaddaa, HK says: "Presentation: Observe, master - organics with poor math skills and too many credits!" On Belsavis helping a friend with some heroics: Imp soldier: "Next! Name, please."Prisioner: "Kateo."Imp Soldier: "Let's see--ah, there you are. "Killer" Kateo, butchered an entire squad of Republic soldiers with.. a shiv?"Prisioner: "That's me."Imp Soldier: "Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the Imperial Army, Kateo."Imp Soldier: "If there's anything else we can get you--maybe something dull and rusty?--just ask!" On Taris: Worker #1: "So much destruction!"Worker #2: "Really!? I hadn't noticed!" Edited December 22, 2012 by Haggardbr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Upon entering the Star Cluster Cassino in Nar Shaddaa, HK says: "Presentation: Observe, master - organics with poor math skills and too many credits!" On Belsavis helping a friend with some heroics: Imp soldier: "Next! Name, please." Prisioner: "Kateo." Imp Soldier: "Let's see--ah, there you are. "Killer" Kateo, butchered an entire squad of Republic soldiers with.. a shiv?" Prisioner: "That's me." Imp Soldier: "Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the Imperial Army, Kateo." Imp Soldier: "If there's anything else we can get you--maybe something dull and rusty?--just ask!" On Taris: Worker #1: "So much destruction!" Worker #2: "Really!? I hadn't noticed!" Kateo- that is Huttese for Operative! Ok, no it isn't. But still! Hooray, 100 pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Sith - The jedi will feel me ripping your heart out of your body Me - Will you master feel the blaster bolt I put between your eyes then? Bwahaha! Don't know how I could've possibly missed that on my commando! Also: Ord Mantell orbital station Sith: My Master is, unfortunately, unavailable. Kira: I told them you were on Corellia. Heh. Suckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Just entered Mos Ila's cantina and HK turns to me and say: "Insight: at least now we know where to find the local undesirables!" I guess the funniest lines in this game belongs to him (HK)!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Kira (entering the Chemworks facility): You always take me the nicest places. Don't mind me, I'll just be holding my breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eislor Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 BH: Jedi Masters are all talk. Gault: No. I'm all talk. Jedi Masters are something else entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 25, 2012 Author Share Posted December 25, 2012 Kira (entering the Chemworks facility): You always take me the nicest places. Don't mind me, I'll just be holding my breath. Aww, womantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 We're running out of funny lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internaty Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My jedi sage: Sarcasm: Wonderfull i hope there is more good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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