Baras is so fat Dromund Kaas orbits him.

Here comes a funny screenshot from the game featuring Darth Baras ;D

 

 

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/010/c/d/star_wars___even_darth_baras_has_his_needs_by_deshiel2-d4lwnky.jpg

Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome.

Does this affect Miraluka too if so:

Saruka(Miraluka Jedi Shadow): I need some mental healing, anyone have a lv 55, Nightmare-geared sage healer?

Does this affect Miraluka too if so:

Saruka(Miraluka Jedi Shadow): I need some mental healing, anyone have a lv 55, Nightmare-geared sage healer?

 

Satele Shan herself couldn't disabuse you of that image. The only one that could, is HK-47.

 

However, the term "meatbag" should NEVER be used in Baras' presence. Fatbag, maybe. Lipidious fleshbag perhaps. Adipose monster definitely. But not meatbag.

Darth Baras is so fat, the Death Star had to reload.

I would like to correct something someone said many pages back. Darth Baras only appears to go at a walk when using force speed because he doesn't use force speed. He does not possess the necessary strength in the force bring that much mass to a stop once he gets going.

 

Coincidentally this is also the reason for his power bid later on. Sure he also wanted to use it to acquire some political power but his main objective was acquiring the force strength to bring his gargantuan form to a stop after using force speed. He previously experimented with altering the laws of physics but was unsuccessful.

Edited May 21, 2014 by skarlson

Darth Baras was banned from Dread Palace because the tiles in Raptus' room kept crashing to the floor under his weight.

 

Also Baras can't do 8man operations because he takes up sixteen ops frames.

Lore Fact of the Day:

 

At the conclusion of the Great Galactic War, Darth Baras single-handedly crippled and destroyed the Republic's fast-food industry in the infamous Snacking of Coruscant!

Edited May 21, 2014 by CommanderKeeva

Contrary to popular belief, Darth Baras is not a Force Eater. No one has to force him to eat.

Darth Baras (aka Darth Beergut) is so fat the sarlacc died of old age before it could digest him.

Darth Baras's father died to overeating after raiding senate's fridge. Son has seemingly taken similar path.

Darth Baras has dreadlocks under his mask. He's a Barasta.

Do you know why Baras sent Sith Warrior to deal with Master Yonlach? Because last time he was on Tatooine, Jedi used food trail to lead him to sarlacc pit. Unfortunately, sarlacc couldn't swallow Baras and died from asphyxiation.

Darth Baras is SO fat (how fat is he??) that he has to use the Force to put his socks on in the morning.

 

... What? he's yet to master underwear. That uptight manner of his? a hundred-year Force wedgie.

 

hey, lets' not get down on baras, guys... after all, it's not like he's the FIRST sci-fi fat man...

 

 

"Baron Harkonnen is SO fat... "

300 years later, the corpse of Darth Baras is still decaying on Korriban, only the 1st roll of fat has gone through the decaying process..........

B.A.R.A.S.

 

Bring Abundant Rations Around ...

 

damnit, can't figure out the S, lol.

 

Swiftly maybe? The Last A is subject to change as well.

Darth Baras destroys his enemies by positioning himself in the orbit of the planet they are on.

His gravitational pull causes massive tides and earthquakes on the planet bellow.

Edited July 24, 2015 by Kaedusz

Wow, good to see the thread I created so long ago is still alive even to this day

Darth Baras no longer goes into the field: the last time he tried on Balmorra, just below Victory Outpost, he tripped and bounced all the way to the bottom crushing several guards hideously in the process.

Darth Baras destroys his enemies by positioning himself in the orbit of the planet they are on.

His gravitational pull causes massive tides and earthquakes on the planet bellow.

Darth Baras is his own Interdictor Cruiser. He's on Empire warships, for the sole reason of pulling enemies out of hyperspace.

 

Man, how did I not see this thread before?

 

"Baras, you ****! You bought your armor at the Portly Sith Lord's Used Gear Store! Ya cheapskate! I know it because I SOLD IT TO YOU!"

Darth Baras is his own Interdictor Cruiser. He's on Empire warships, for the sole reason of pulling enemies out of hyperspace.

 

Man, how did I not see this thread before?

 

"Baras, you ****! You bought your armor at the Portly Sith Lord's Used Gear Store! Ya cheapskate! I know it because I SOLD IT TO YOU!"

 

they have armor sets THAT big?!?

they have armor sets THAT big?!?

It has good stretching ability.

It has good stretching ability.

 

dang, i didnt think that was possible

Posted also in Funniest Line in the Game thread just now. Actually happened in-game . Such a glorious exchange.

 

Baras: *Extends an arm authoritatively* Apprentice, it is customary to bow when in the presence of a member of the Dark Council.

Warrior: ("I'll do the next best thing.") *Tiredly, practically sighing* You heard the man. Everyone, bow to Dark Council member Baras.

Quinn: My lord. *Sincere bow*

Jaesa (Light Side): *Nod* Congratulations, Lord Baras.

Pierce: *Also nods* Noted.

Broonmark: *Sincere bow* We bow, as you say.

Vette: Uh, *At a loss for words* ... your eminence...? *Hesitant nod*

Baras: Your people obey you so uniformly. You could learn from them. Bow to me while in the presence of outsiders or you will be punished severely. Understood?

Warrior: ("I'm not stupid.") I speak Basic. (Pierce, Vette approves +34, Quinn disapproves -2)

Baras: *Actually sounding a bit hurt* Such posturing is petty. Why must you task me? This is a time of greatness for us, apprentice.

 

 

EDIT: Another moment in the same convo.

 

Baras: *Says some stuff about unleashing me upon his enemies*

Warrior: I am not a dog, Baras. (Vette approves +34)

Baras: *Incredulous* Since when have you been so sensitive!? I do not care for it.

Edited July 28, 2015 by Ardim

Can someone tell this fool pillow padded armor won't hamper a lightsaber?

 

Oh wait...that's his bare face?

 

[Pulls out holo] Nemro, Kaliyo is actually innocent, we now know who robbed your twinkie stash and took 'yer lucky charms.