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Funniest line in game?


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CloudCastle
07.25.2012 , 09:12 PM | #641
One of my favorites recently:

Sith warrior quest on Dromund Kaas:

Sith (to a bunch of pirates): I'm going to kill you and eat you all raw!! (Looks all mean and powerful.)

Pirate 1: Did you hear that? She's...she's going to eat us!

Pirate 2: You're...uh...not really going to eat us, right?

Sith (in perfect deadpan, sounding annoyed): Of course not. It's a figure of speech.

(Vette in the background is rubbing her forehead and shaking her head.)

The way the sith warrior delivers the line is what makes it so funny. Perfect.

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Anysao
07.25.2012 , 10:59 PM | #642
Quote: Originally Posted by fallarnon View Post
Found a couple of amusing ones I haven't seen yet:

Trooper in the conversation with Vokk on Essele:
"Will your master feel it when I put a blaster bolt between your eyes?

Either Sith class, starting the Sakoal mission on Balmorra
Him: (expressing relief at his fortune of meeting a Sith to ask for help with a problem)
Me: "So few people meet a Sith and see an end to their problems."

Inquistor leaving Voss, just after Force Persuading some Voss that a specific person wasn't there:
Imperial: That was amazing! How did you do that?
Me: *waves hand* It was nothing special.
Imp.: Huh, guess it wasn't anything special.
WOW, i remember that one! how did i miss it on this thread?! I loved that line.
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Evgen
07.26.2012 , 12:39 AM | #643
Read through the whole thread and can't believe these weren't there!
The best I can recall . . .

Smuggler class mission on Corellia:
Smuggler: I can't believe he got away! Heads better roll for this.
Jedi: In the Jedi Order we don't condone decapitation
Guss: Then what's with all the light sabers?

Early Inquisitor Class quest on Korriban
Harkin: Ffon, you will go to the Library and translate the recently found log of Marka Ragnos as per Lord Vash's request. Slave, you will enter the man eating beast filled tomb of Tulak Hord, make your way past deadly traps and retrieve a datacron from a pyramid that no one has been able to open for thousands of years.
Inquisitor: At least it beats going to the Library! Yaaaawn

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FlippinFlapJack
07.26.2012 , 05:38 AM | #644
Sith Inquisitor to random quest giver on Tatooine who babbles about all of his problems: "I'm quite certain I didn't say 'please, expendable worm, tell me about your life'"
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. --Obi Wan Kenobi

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Georgeboys
07.26.2012 , 08:50 AM | #645
My fav is the sith inq. When you tick off the instructor and he yells" SHUT UP SLAVE!!" It make me laugh at any Time.

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Anysao
07.26.2012 , 11:51 AM | #646
Quote: Originally Posted by FlippinFlapJack View Post
Sith Inquisitor to random quest giver on Tatooine who babbles about all of his problems: "I'm quite certain I didn't say 'please, expendable worm, tell me about your life'"
Did you do the mission anyways?
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drhay
07.26.2012 , 11:57 AM | #647
My favorite was an imperial agent line:

"I love assassinating assassins. They always seem so surprised."

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Skabior
07.26.2012 , 12:28 PM | #648
"What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?"
"Is more machine than man I think, is bad for digestion."

"I have a great sabacc face. That is a joke, I hate sabacc."

"All this prattle hurts the ears,"

Khem <3
Let the dashade win.

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Tetryon
07.26.2012 , 12:29 PM | #649
Here are a few that I'd jotted down that I haven't seen here yet:

BH, in conversation with Gevin Thul in the Alderaan bonus series:
"The day's not complete until I've blown something up."

Mako, at the foot of the long stairway up to Rist house, also on Alderaan:
"House Rist is certainly making a statement with this walkway. I don't know what it is, but they're making it."

Vector, IA companion, sometimes after making a kill:
"An enemy defeated -- somewhat to our surprise."

Lt. Iresso, JC companion, on Belsavis:
Custodian Droid: "Good day. Welcome to the psychiatric unit."
Lieutenant Iresso: "Somehow, I always knew this day would come."

Smuggler and Corso in conversation on Tatooine:
Smuggler: "You two will be back together before you can say 'a vrblther's vibroblade.'"
Corso: "A vrbl... vrbl... so, not that soon, then?"

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Anysao
07.26.2012 , 02:39 PM | #650
Quote: Originally Posted by Skabior View Post
"What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?"
"Is more machine than man I think, is bad for digestion."

Oh come on! There are a lot of repeats here- but how can you take the one I put in the orginal post?!?

And khem isn't THAT cool...
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