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Funniest line in game?


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EliteSeraph
03.05.2015 , 05:46 AM | #1541
There's a scene after you finish the Dark Temple on DK. You return to a sith lord to tell him that his entire research team was killed. He responds with:

"A shame we lost the whole team. At least it wasn't a total loss. We got what we wanted. "

And the fem sith inquisitor's response to THAT:

"That's just a touch chilly....isn't it? "
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Darkelefantos
03.05.2015 , 06:28 AM | #1542
Quote: Originally Posted by EliteSeraph View Post
There's a scene after you finish the Dark Temple on DK. You return to a sith lord to tell him that his entire research team was killed. He responds with:

"A shame we lost the whole team. At least it wasn't a total loss. We got what we wanted. "

And the fem sith inquisitor's response to THAT:

"That's just a touch chilly....isn't it? "
And then he responds with "Hmm. An acurate assessment."
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HandOfKane
03.09.2015 , 03:48 PM | #1543
In the Esseles convo where Kilran first appears and the ship's crew is panicking like crazy, there's the line where you yell "We'll fight you and your Imperial lackeys to the bitter end, Kilran!" and the first navigator then says "Ignore that (wo)man! (S)he doesn't represent us!"

It's absolutely hilarious when everyone's walking on eggshells and you blurt out that line.

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EliteSeraph
03.11.2015 , 05:36 AM | #1544
"Do you prefer your Jedi dead, or still squirming?"

"Dead, my Lord. I'm a simple man."

And...not said by any character, but overheard in general chat while on Tatooine:

"Hrrrmm....The stupid....clouds everything it does. Easy to troll it is."
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Jedi-at-heart
03.28.2015 , 11:58 AM | #1545
Jedi Knight's Padawan, random dialogue : "Know what I learned during my first Council meeting? I can sleep standing up."
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AlrikFassbauer
03.28.2015 , 12:48 PM | #1546
Theron Shan, after learning that Lana Beniko is now able to hack into things thanks to hiss tools : "I have created a monster !"
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Liquor
03.29.2015 , 06:32 AM | #1547
Jedi starter missions:

the Manneus exchange. cracks me up everytime
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MishraArtificer
03.30.2015 , 09:11 AM | #1548
Mako, on arriving from Rishi (may not be entirely accurate on the wording, I heard it last night when I was about to fall asleep):

"Welcome to Rishi: beautiful beaches, sunshine, and about 600 active bounties...pity that the Holonet signal's so weak, though. This place would be perfect!"
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Rabenschwinge
04.11.2015 , 04:17 AM | #1549
During the Republic planetary quest on Hoth:

Player Character: The Empire got your Chiss defector, but the data disk was still on his body.
Major Vinson: It is just as well. I am not sure the men really wanted a Chiss hanging around here.

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At the Coronet Star Port:
Imperial Lieutenant: "I told you, sir. The rocket tram --"
Furstrated Imperial Lieutenant: "Is useless if it can't run on schedule."
Imperial Lieutenant: "Sir --"
Frustrated Imperial Lieutenant: "I've got a platoon of combat starved grunts due in Axial Park days ago. What am I supposed to do with them now?"
Imperial Lieutenant: "Calisthenics?"
Frustrated Imperial Lieutenant: "Don't get smart with me."

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DogeDandolo
04.11.2015 , 04:18 AM | #1550
I always took that as a pun on hanging someone, myself
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