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Funniest line in game?

Anysao's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 11:07 AM | #1
What's your favorite line of all time? We've been through a lot of gold star wars jokes- so post your favorite-
This is mine:
*inquisitor story, dromund kaas, going to hunt down the cyborg Sith darth skotia*
Me: What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?
Khem Val: It is more machine then man, I think. Bad for digestion.

Congratulations! We have found THE funniest line in game!
...from the bounty hunter story:
Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender.
Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are.

You're probably all LOLing right now.
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Bazouk's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 12:10 PM | #2
Lt. Talos Drellik


When faceplanting off your speeder, if he says, "That looked like it hurt." ... it's funny as hell. Especially the first time.

radbass's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 12:21 PM | #3
every time the agent says "awwww dont tell me you're gona cry :'( " ... his tone of voice is hilarious

Grubfist's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 12:48 PM | #4
Talking to Kilran in Taral V:

Kilran: "I'm about to bombard your position from orbit."
Player: "I've survived worse. Seeing your face, for starters."

Kowasin's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 01:12 PM | #5
Anytime my companion threatens to leave after I off someone. He keeps promising but never does.

ReggarBlane's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 02:55 PM | #6
Bounty Hunter class mission:
If you think you know everything about something, I know something that you don't.
Squadron238 through the end

Stayker's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 02:55 PM | #7
During combat, Bounty Hunter Companion Gault Rennow will snipe an opponent and then say "Thank you. I'll be signing autographs after the smoke clears".

LarryRow's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 02:59 PM | #8
I can't believe my Consular just said
"Time for these nuts to meet a nutcracker."


Beeteel's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 03:01 PM | #9
Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight.

Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard

Kabjat's Avatar

02.22.2012 , 03:04 PM | #10
I know it's not really a line because she says it all the time but I always boggle a bit whenever Mako scolds me saying, "Try to be more careful." as she heals herself, after I give her an upgraded piece of gear.

I don't know why, but it makes her seem a bit empty-headed.

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