Anysao Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) What's your favorite line of all time? We've been through a lot of gold star wars jokes- so post your favorite- This is mine: *inquisitor story, dromund kaas, going to hunt down the cyborg Sith darth skotia* Me: What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him? Khem Val: It is more machine then man, I think. Bad for digestion. Congratulations! We have found THE funniest line in game! ...from the bounty hunter story: Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are. You're probably all LOLing right now. Edited September 19, 2012 by Anysao 81 page edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazouk Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Lt. Talos Drellik Anywhere When faceplanting off your speeder, if he says, "That looked like it hurt." ... it's funny as hell. Especially the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radbass Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 every time the agent says "awwww dont tell me you're gona cry :'( " ... his tone of voice is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grubfist Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Talking to Kilran in Taral V: Kilran: "I'm about to bombard your position from orbit." Player: "I've survived worse. Seeing your face, for starters." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowasin Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anytime my companion threatens to leave after I off someone. He keeps promising but never does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReggarBlane Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Bounty Hunter class mission:Jedi: *waves hand* You will drop your weapons and surrender. BH: *waves hand* You're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stayker Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 During combat, Bounty Hunter Companion Gault Rennow will snipe an opponent and then say "Thank you. I'll be signing autographs after the smoke clears". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryRow Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I can't believe my Consular just said "Time for these nuts to meet a nutcracker." Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeteel Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight. Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabjat Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I know it's not really a line because she says it all the time but I always boggle a bit whenever Mako scolds me saying, "Try to be more careful." as she heals herself, after I give her an upgraded piece of gear. I don't know why, but it makes her seem a bit empty-headed. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabjat Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight. Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard Oh wait, doesn't the wife go, "Don't mind my husband, he's just caught the stupid." or something equally funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHiddey Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Republic Taris: ,,They'll be on you like Hutts at a buffet... except, you know, faster." Hutta: ,,Rarsk will cut out your heart and feed it to a tiny rodent." Hutta: ,,How about I feed him his eyeballs?" ,,You said you wouldn't kill him." ,,He'll live... he'll just have a case of bad indigestion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrouge Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Corso Riggs " Now your dumb, ugly and dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwenP Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Vette: "Don't get any twisted ideas in that sithy head of yours!" & "Alright! Back to sith business. Grr." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexiekaboom Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "those rakghouls are going to be drawn to us like a hutt to a buffet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llenyd Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "May the floors be with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 The Trooper is severely lacking in this regard, but there is a gem here. *Trooper confronts pirate over stolen piece of an Imperial code machine* Imperial Soldier: Halt in the name of the Empire! You are in possession of stolen Imperial property! Trooper: Sorry, we are in the middle of a business transaction, let me get to you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItchyThePenguin Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Darth Baras: YEAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH Sith Warrior: I feel your anger, master. Darth Baras: A blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient could feel MY ANGER! Vette: Okay, I'm officially scared... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeteel Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Oh wait, doesn't the wife go, "Don't mind my husband, he's just caught the stupid." or something equally funny? aahh damn I cant remember. Ill head over there to check it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zunayson Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 They were acting strange... showing all signs of being traitors... so I killed them. How was I supposed to know they were throwing a party for my promotion? -Some guy on Drumond Kaas who tells you to find the Kubaz stealth dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxPT Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) They were acting strange... showing all signs of being traitors... so I killed them. How was I supposed to know they were throwing a party for my promotion? I remember that one in my BH i answer to him "You did what?" love tha face that BH does its awsome. One of the best lines for me its not from NPC's but from a PET and even he says that loads of time i never get tired of it. PET: DOC with Jedy Knight Line: "Did i tell you about my Jedi friend" This line its when he is getting is *** kicked Edited February 23, 2012 by FoxPT errors in text ... slow keyboard for fastest writer :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookobac Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Comment from Kira during random clicking "You know what I learned during my first council meeting? I can sleep standing up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkard Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Female smuggler to Risha or Rhisa or whatever her name is: "Somebody hates you? But you're sooo...likeable." [the whitty sarcasm was wonderful. Maybe just her voice and tone made it so] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRamette Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Oh wait, doesn't the wife go, "Don't mind my husband, he's just caught the stupid." or something equally funny? Yes its "Don't mind my husband, being shot in the leg has made him stupid." I was laughing at that one, My husband didn't find it as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chessrook Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 A scene in an Imperial Agent class quest. You've just fought your way through a series of droids to your contact's hiding place. Your contact rolls out of her hiding spot five feet away, whips up a blaster, and fires at you. The camera then shows that every single shot is missing you, and you are simply calmly saying that you are her contact. And the last stray shot destroys a droid you missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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