NeuroniaSW Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Imperials think of bounty hurters as less than droids, and alien bounty hunters as less than that. I was on a Chiss Bounty Hunter, the burn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrond Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Had a funny line with my BH yesterday. At the start of the Nar Shadaar Bonus series you talk to a Sith. It goes like his: BH: If i have to open a closed door, I tear down a wall. (or something like that) Sith: Your house must be well vented then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrusherKing Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Darth Baras: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!! Warrior: Nice lungs you got there. Baras: Mind your tounge or i will cut it out I love this sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 Just got HK last night, and love one of his combat lines Eat hot efficiency! XD Also, a line of the smuggler's in the HK mission series: (paraphrasing as usual) Gotta hand it too the sith. With the names they choose there is no room for doubt. You know exactly what their hobbies are. Yup, my smuggler slept with a Sith around the name "Darth Alluress" yes, allure-ss. That's like litteraly Darth Attractive. Although, she promised that when she became Empress, I can be her Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogyOne Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Dromuund Kaas quest given by officer who... ...has executed his entire unit because they acted suspicious, schemed and must have been planning treason: "How should I know they were planning surprise party to celebrate my promotion?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrusherKing Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Dromuund Kaas quest given by officer who... ...has executed his entire unit because they acted suspicious, schemed and must have been planning treason: "How should I know they were planning surprise party to celebrate my promotion?!" That one made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agrarl Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Smuggler Storyline: Port Nowhere, you're talking to Rogun the Butcher : Rogun: They call me "the Butcher." You lost a blaster shipment of mine some time back and I don't remember ever getting an apology. How about it, Captain, you know hot to say "I'm sorry" ?! Antwort: I'm s... I'm sor... I am... incredibly good looking! Nope. Can't! Edited November 29, 2012 by agrarl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 Schmuggler Storyline: Port Nowhere, man spricht über Holo mit Rogun the Butcher (dessen Blaster Frachtladung man ja verloren hat) : Rogun: They call me "the Butcher." You lost a blaster shipment of mine some time back and I don't remember ever getting an apology. How about it, Captain, you know hot to say "I'm sorry" ?! Antwort: I'm s... I'm sor... I am... incredibly good looking! Nope. Can't! Fand die Szene genial ^^ dies ist der Englisch-Bereich! aber danke für den Austausch. jemand hat es bevor Sie Beiträge verfassen, traurig. Thank you translate app. I have to admit, it's impressive he knows German and English. Darn you high school French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarcoby Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 My favorite is the female smuggler's wedding vows. Freaking hilarious, wish I could remember them word for word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 My favorite is the female smuggler's wedding vows. Freaking hilarious, wish I could remember them word for word. Wait, what? GOOGLE THIS PLEASE! I must hear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selvec Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Wait, what? GOOGLE THIS PLEASE! I must hear! "I swear to drive you crazy with jealousy, risk your life regularly, make fun of you in public and ensure you never have a boring day again" Edited November 27, 2012 by Selvec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 "I swear to drive you crazy with jealousy, risk your life regularly, make fun of you in public and ensure you never have a boring day again" What more could you ask for?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 A few HK lines: Entry to Quesh: Reassurance: Don't worry, master. If your inocculation fails you, I will continue on deleting troublemakers in your name. Upon dismissing: You are now less efficient. Upon ordering him to Assassinate: Send my best wishes to the Maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 "I swear to drive you crazy with jealousy, risk your life regularly, make fun of you in public and ensure you never have a boring day again" Romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarcoby Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 "I swear to drive you crazy with jealousy, risk your life regularly, make fun of you in public and ensure you never have a boring day again" See, I love this. Hilarios, and makes me want to get me one of those smuggle bunnies. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dovid-r Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Haven't seen this one yet... In the foundry, HK-47 tells you that he has a weapon that will detect and destroy anyone with sith pureblood dna, effectively eliminating 97.8% of the imperial population, or something like that... You: You're talking about genocide!!! HK-47: Correction: 97.8% efficient genocide... That made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyStrong Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) He's not in the game but, OMG if he was I would laugh my *** off. Edited November 30, 2012 by GalaxyStrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 30, 2012 Author Share Posted November 30, 2012 Haven't seen this one yet... In the foundry, HK-47 tells you that he has a weapon that will detect and destroy anyone with sith pureblood dna, effectively eliminating 97.8% of the imperial population, or something like that... You: You're talking about genocide!!! HK-47: Correction: 97.8% efficient genocide... That made me smile. That may be the funniest like I've heard yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyroman Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 HK-47: the first shot will immobilize you, the second shot will spill your slippery components onto the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 30, 2012 Author Share Posted November 30, 2012 HK-47: the first shot will immobilize you, the second shot will spill your slippery components onto the floor. Meatbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tirilain Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I'm not sure if someone has put this one up yet. But here it is. On Alderaan, when Lord Neffarid says "You can't fight what you can't see." You can pick the "I see just fine" option. Then Solid Snake replies "My eyes are the Force, and you can't hide for long." That's if you play a Miraluka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 30, 2012 Author Share Posted November 30, 2012 I'm not sure if someone has put this one up yet. But here it is. On Alderaan, when Lord Neffarid says "You can't fight what you can't see." You can pick the "I see just fine" option. Then Solid Snake replies "My eyes are the Force, and you can't hide for long." That's if you play a Miraluka. Pfft, I chose "I don't need to see you, I can smell you." Now imagine that if after I dramatically turn on my lightsaber.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 He's not in the game but, OMG if he was I would laugh my *** off. I do love my floating black balls. ...wait a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royox Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Doc: I will cure an important disease ....even if I have to create it by myself....now that I say it...it's not a bad idea... Jedi Knight: DOC!! Doc: Allright allright.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Doc: I will cure an important disease ....even if I have to create it by myself....now that I say it...it's not a bad idea... Jedi Knight: DOC!! Doc: Allright allright.! If I remember correctly- you can also tell him to make a disease that only infects Sith. It's dark side, so I didn't choose it, but I do wonder... Come on guys- keep them coming! 5 pages away from the 100 page milestone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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