"The fight is upon us!"

“I noticed, Captain Obvious!”

“Fire at will!”

“I have lightsabers!”

“I thought dying would hurt more!”

Ald, naturally, Force Charges to whatever to beating the hell out of Quinn and murders them.

“Didn’t lose you.”

Ald, naturally, melts into a puddle of gooey Sith.

“I am ready.”

“Take your pants off.”

“I will finish shortly.”

“Things not to say in bed?”

“Hilarious.”

“Your success is my reward.”

“Things to say in bed?”

Quinn, naturally, face palms.

“You will not win this day.”

“Does anyone win a day?”

Quinn sighs.

“Engaging the enemy!”

“You’re going to marry them!? They’re the enemy!”

Quinn pulls the trigger on his gun a little harder than necessary.

“For the Empire!”

“For my life! And also the Empire!”

Quinn wishes he could face palm.

“I expected that to be a difficult fight.”

“They were woefully unprepared and I am the epitome of an awesome Sith.”

“…Ald…”

“Quinn.”

Quinn wanders off toward their objective, his shoulders slightly slumped.

“I want a pony.”

“Whatever you wish, my Lord.”

“We can’t have a pony on the ship.”

“Then stop clicking me, the responses are random.”

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“I’ll be in my quarters.”

“Want company?”

Quinn doesn’t respond, but does walk a little faster.

“There will be time to update you later, my Lord.”

“We’re not doing anything now.”

Quinn pauses. “I have nothing to say.”

“I’m going numb.”

“Are we still talking about things not to say in bed?”

“No… no my Lord, we are not.”

“Just checking.”

“It’s simple moments like this when I am sure the Empire will prevail.”

Ald sighs. “Just because you’re beating me at Space Risk doesn’t mean the Empire will win Space Risk against the Republic.”

Quinn blinks. “Move your pieces so I can claim my victory.”

“Dammit.”

“I will assist you any way possible in the battle to come.”

“Are you sure we’re still not talking about things that should be said in the bedroom?”

“I hate you, my Lord.”

Kira: "I'm about to break your record, boss!"

Esma: "That's really unlikely, Kira, you've been sitting on the ship."

Scourge: "I die here."

Esma: *sigh* "You've been alive more than 300 years, I'm sure you'll survive this."

Mako: "You okay?"

Skari: "I'm f**king peachy."

Aric: "I owe you one."

Sana: *wink* "I'll collect later."

Zenith: "Hello."

Jese: *I'm a married woman. I'm a married woman. I'm a married woman.* "Hello, Zenith."

Nadia: "Come on!"

Jese: *breathe, breathe, Jedi do not hit their padawans over the head, breathe* "When I'm finished here, Nadia."

Vector: "Another foe defeated, somewhat to our surprise."

Xa: "No faith, I'm insulted."

Vector: "We didn't mean to insult you..."

Xa: "Kidding. Again."

Kira: "Have you seen what the Sith are wearing? It's like every fashion designer went over to the dark side."

Zor'ec: "Pretty sure Sith wear their Halloween costumes every day.

Guss: "I healed you with Jedi power!"

Xanlo: "I don't care how you healed me, as long as you did."

Jorgan: "I'm sure you'll do fine. You've gotten us this far.

Zar'rikk: "I already do fine, Jorgan!"

Tharan: "Did I mention I'm a pacifist?"

Sayal: "Yes, about a million times. I sure hope this is the last."

Temple: "That was fantastic!"

Cejos: "Yeah sure, whatever."

Vette: "You are so weird"

Kintias: I removed your shock collar, say some nice lines!"

Blizz: "Blizz not feeling good."

Zom'ex: "I'm not feeling good either, Blizz, but I'm not complaining."

Khem: "I haven't had this much fun since the days of Yn and Chabosh!"

Syntel: "Will you shut up about Yn and Chabosh already!"

Kaliyo: "Dibs on the head!"

Kitiannya: "and what exactly do you plan to do with that head?!"

Aric: "I owe you one."

Mallayse: "No you don't, I have been staring at your butt for the past hour and will continue to do so....consider us even."

Corso: "Anything you want, Captain."

Allissya: "Well, lets go find a private spot and you can get started on that..."

Mako: "Are you alright?"

Valaya: "Do I look alright?"

Gault: "You win some, you lose some, and you just lost some."

Valaya: facepalm "damn!"

Tharan: "You do realize I'm a pacifist?"

Jurial: "I wish you had mentioned that earlier."

(This was the very first emote Jurial heard from Tharan, and it occurred at the very beginning of their first combat encounter.)

Corso: "Really dyin' here!"

Rixik: "Pop a medpack, Corso, I aint healing you."

(Before I rerolled him as a Bounty Hunter, Rixik was my smuggler.)

Kaliyo: You gonna pay me for this?

Wynston: Nice try. I already handed you your paycheck for this week.

Vector: Another enemy defeated. Somewhat to our surprise.

Wynston: You know I have the utmost respect for you, but I really thought you were a faster learner than this.

Vector: We are Dawn Herald!

Wynston: And sidekick!

Guss: Whee!

Nic: Whee! Pew pew! Bbbrrrrzzzzzzorch - I mean, stop being silly, Guss, this is serious business. pew pew

Corso: I've had enough!

Nic: So have I, farmboy. And yet you're still here.

Lord Scourge: You are wise to keep such close tabs on me.

Larr Gith: You just immediately made me suspect the wisdom of keeping close tabs on you, because if you're praising it it must be something that's going to benefit you at my expense later so I shouldn't do it. And yet the only alternative is not keeping close tabs...well played, jerk. Well played.

Doc: You may experience some discomfort.

Rho: Please tell me you're addressing them and not me?

Lord Scourge: Let us impart our will upon the galaxy.

Rho: We're just going out to get some coffee, Scourge.

Vette: Brutal. Better check to make sure I still have all my parts.

Ruth: You realize there really is no non-suggestive way to read that?

Quinn: Whatever you wish, my lord.

Ruth: If there is one thing you have never, ever, in your entire career done, Quinn, it's what I wish for. Stop rubbing it in.

Quinn: If you think that's the best use of me...

Ruth: I've already told you that my best use for you would be as a Reaver-style hood ornament, but we both know I can't have that. Stop rubbing it in.

Quinn: I thought dying would hurt more.

Ruth: If I could make it do so, I would, but it seems you're spared that. Stop rubbing it in.

Quinn: [opens mouth]

Ruth: STOP RUBBING IT IN.

2V-R8: There were complications, master, please don't deactivate me!

Ruth: I can't. Stop rubbing it in.

Broonmark: Raaargh!

Ruth: At least someone understands me.

Jaesa: There is no death, only the Force.

Nalenne: Did we not go over the "secret" part of your Jedi reform plans, hon?

Doc: Hey...look at that, we are alive. Good work.

Rho: Group hug now?

Doctor Lokin "I have a confession to make-my qualifications as a medical doctor have.....lapsed.

Taehime: Really, I hadn't noticed by the number of times i have had to pick myself off the ground.

Kira: I'm about to break your record, boss.

Fiona: No you aren't.

(Mortar rounds going off around them)

Rose: about time you two got them together in a tight grouping.

Elara Drone: hold Still!

Fiona: Yes, Mom.

Kaliyo: I got dibs on the head.

(head get blown off by a sniper shot)

Taehime: I am tired of the stench of heads on my ship.

Akaavi: My guns itch!

Eloele:.......

Akaavi: WHAT?!

Eloele: You don't use guns. You use a staff. So what are you talking about then? or do you really want me to fill in the blank.

Tanno vik: I'm going in.

(Mortar rounds go off around the targets he started to run)

Vik If you don't stop that, you are going to get a grenade without the pin.

Rose: they don't make those anymore.

(paraphrased from memory, forget the exact line)

Blizz: Blizz make headband for boss, keep boss hair from getting in face!

Pyrojack: Blizz, it's very nice, and I appreciate the time and care you obviously put into it, but, uh, as you may have seen... I don't HAVE any hair!

Mako: Hey, I told you, I checked the label on that medpac I gave you, it never said anything about causing hair loss in humans!

Mako: (getting up off the ground after a revive) "That's not funny."

Skari: "That's fricking hilarous, that's what that is."

Gault: "I'll be signing autographs afterward."

Skari: "I don't think the sleens care, Gault."

Kaliyo: "Are you paying me for this?"

Xa: "Nope, you get room and board. If that's not enough, leave. Seriously. Leave."

Aric: "There are better ways to waste our time, sir."

Sana: "Oh I know there are. Want me to tell you a couple?"

Doc: "Awww...already?"

Esma: "Yes, Doc, it's time for you to go...seriously, get off my leg!"

Nadia: (breathy) "Let me show you what I can do."

Jese: "Uh, no."

"Excellent! I was just wondering what I could do to please you," 2V piped happily as he was sent on a mission.

"That is... disturbing," Ald quipped quietly.

"Indeed, my Lord. Indeed," Quinn replied.

C2-N2: (to Sana and Aric as they rush past him on their way to...uh...activities): "I am functioning at peak efficiency, master - all the better to serve you."

Sana: (to Aric) "Did that damned droid just proposition me?"

Aric: "Just keep walking."

Sana: "But..."

Aric: (scoops her up over his shoulder and keeps going)

Sana: