Rauzgriz Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Not sure if this has been said before or even if I posted this before, but one of the standard conversation options, the inquisitor occasionally says "Just doing my good deed for the decade." In such a sarcastic and irritated tone, I smile whenever I see it. (yes, when something in game is super funny to me, most I ever do is smile.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share Posted January 9, 2013 Conversation between Corso and my female Smuggler (i think it was not mentioned here): Corso: You need someone who really takes care of you. Smuggler: If i need someone to take care of me i sell my starship and start knitting. Sith Warrior on Balmorra after the class quest with the son of the spy: Baras: Can you see me smiling my apprentice? (with that mask?) I'm fairly certain my smuggler already knits, but he keeps a pistol in the yarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Librarin_Solu Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 "Who th-... what th-... how did you..." "Not so big on complete sentences are ya?" "It's just that... I can't believe... you're not supposed to be here!" (Near the end of Smuggler's Taris quest) "If you want my friend I'll just be... right over there." (Smuggler's reaction to the Sith in Esseles) "I wasn't gonna do anything. Can't blame a girl for a little flirting." "I can blame him!" (Jealous Corso = best Corso) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena-Nike Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Probably in there somewhere: Smug "I wanna be called Crackerjack....wait that sounded better in my head...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivomec Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 HK-51 on Alderan: "Assessment: Those wind turbine blades would dis-embower any undesirables if thrown into them" Or something to that effect, I about choked on my beer when I heard that the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrond Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 A funny line from my Sith Inquisitor on Tatooine when accepting the quest Prison Labor SI: do yo want the Jedit squirm or dead? NPC: Dead, my lord. I am a simple man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedusz Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Don't know why by every time the inq says ''Murder and mayhem await'' ,it cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armadyil Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Guss Tuno companion story: 'You've never known real rage until you've been lectured on controlling your emotions by a four-year-old in a robe.' My inquisitor talking to the heroic quest-giver (Black box) in Mos Anek: Commander Marcus: I have to execute the entire platoon! Don't you know how much paperwork that requires? This would be laughable, if it weren't the end of my career. Inquisitor: I'm quite certain I didn't say "Please, expendable worm, tell me about your life. Smuggler trying to board a dreadnaught and facing Lieutenant Palinx: Palinx: 'The only arrival code we've received is for Imperial starship 2423T6H3L5. Pilot lieutenant Commander Ina'irolia'kleoni, of the Chiss Alliance.' Smuggler: 'Yea I know, I dont look very Chiss, my parents were surprised too.' Saw lots of others but i think these are my favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Trooper on Voss: So the imperial invasion plan is one guy with a scary code name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 A funny line from my Sith Inquisitor on Tatooine when accepting the quest Prison Labor SI: do yo want the Jedit squirm or dead? NPC: Dead, my lord. I am a simple man. That may be one of the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjmart Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 It's probably been posted many times before and it's been so long that I can't remember what planet or who says the line, some old guy at his "fishing hole". You have to recover his explosives and as you're leaving he says "If you blow yourself up, feel free to come back and tell me all about it.....everyone else has!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNS_Sarajevo Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I know I'm getting the exact words wrong, but the lines are something like this: Kaliyo: "So this Alderaan. They'd never let someone like me into a place like this. Makes me want to throw everyone out of the palace and run around naked." Target, to my agent: "I'm not afraid of you!" Agent shoots him in the leg, and replies: "Are you afraid of me now?" My Sith warrior, after being invited to hang out with Vette and her sister on Nar Shadda: "No one parties like a Sith!" Kaliyo: "The ruins of old Alderaan... looks great on the holos, but it smells like wet mold." Vector is very happy and says something about the song of the universe Agent: "You worry me when you talk like that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarinaBenton Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Not sure if these 2 posted but made me laugh Talos: Ortolon. I'd know them if they were six days old and covered in jam. Those are Ortolan tracks. SI: I'll be sure to look for you next time my ship's galley is invaded by a pack of Ortolans. Sergant Derr: I said, step away from the console with your hands on your head. SI: I hear if you wave that blaster around enough, someone might fight back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVitrial Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Inquisitor: "Actually, I was having the most wonderful dream. There were these artifacts, and each one produced a different flavor of ice cream..." Talos: "You get all the good dreams. Mine are always flesh-eating Jawas or Hutts in bikinis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Inquisitor: "...a different flavor of ice cream..." So, ice cream is canon now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVitrial Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 So, ice cream is canon now? According to Wookiepedia..."Ice cream was a cold delicacy that could be made from beebleberries." it also states the first appearance of Ice Cream in Star Wars was Lando Calrissian and the Starcave of ThonBoka . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darka Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) I find the Inquisitor very dry, When talking to Zash about some relic on Balmorra, he said soemthing about renting some dive gear toswim to the bottom of the toxic waste Spat my beer out hearing it Edited January 21, 2013 by Darka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larity Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Smuggler trying to board a dreadnaught and facing Lieutenant Palinx: Palinx: 'The only arrival code we've received is for Imperial starship 2423T6H3L5. Pilot lieutenant Commander Ina'irolia'kleoni, of the Chiss Alliance.' Smuggler: 'Yea I know, I dont look very Chiss, my parents were surprised too.' I got to that part on my scoundrel, who just happened to be a chiss and went... "wait.." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigabar Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 My personal Favourite is when my assasin say smth about: Game of Pazzak, lunch with Emperror Yes I think I can squeze You in my schedule. Sory for not actuall quote. B.R. Leigabar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody-licious Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I guess the funniest lines in this game belongs to him (HK)!!! No way -- the funniest lines definitely belong to Gault (BH Companion). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 According to Wookiepedia..."Ice cream was a cold delicacy that could be made from beebleberries." it also states the first appearance of Ice Cream in Star Wars was Lando Calrissian and the Starcave of ThonBoka . I found it interesting he chose the pick on the comment about ice, when the comment about Huts in Bikinis strikes me as odd, seeing as how they are normally naked . . . not sure how wearing a bikini could make them worse . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I found it interesting he chose the pick on the comment about ice, when the comment about Huts in Bikinis strikes me as odd, seeing as how they are normally naked . . . not sure how wearing a bikini could make them worse . . . Yes, because Andronikos continues, "Hutts in bikinis? Wouldn't that be an improvement?" I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrond Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Not sure, if it was already mentioned but i had this conversation with my Sith Inquisitor on Alderaan NPC: They train you Imperials well, yes? SI: On Korriban, every time an acolyte died, we throw a party. Just like the Sith Warrior said: No one parties like a Sith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanHead Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I still the them most ironic request is: Looking for group [Heroiic 2] PERSONAL CHALLANGE Its a personal channange, But you need a gorup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 I just entered the Shrine of Healing on Voss now and my HK just said: "Complaint: the Shrine of Healing... so this is where the Voss undo all my hard work!" ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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