Anysao Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 1000 000 internets to you sir..... that lime cracks me up every time Forgive me, but... "internets"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wokcha Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Sith Inquisitor on Voss: At the Mind Healer's Grove, after asking to join the order of Dreamwalkers.. Asa-Ku: Your mind is fragmented. You may not survive the initiation. SI: If this is what it takes to learn the ritual, I embrace the risk. Asa-Ku: We are sorry if this kills you. Wait, WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBtheBeast Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Anyone laugh when they dismiss Doc and he goes something like "Already, AHHHH!!" right before he vanishes, made me LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Sith Inquisitor on Voss: At the Mind Healer's Grove, after asking to join the order of Dreamwalkers.. Asa-Ku: Your mind is fragmented. You may not survive the initiation. SI: If this is what it takes to learn the ritual, I embrace the risk. Asa-Ku: We are sorry if this kills you. Wait, WHAT? Gee, thanks Voss jerks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 Not a line, but i love the hilarious tron references in the event. like fighting with discs?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghique Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Don't know if anyone else posted this, but it made me laugh my *** off. My Sith Inquisitor is talking to an Imperial officer and was told about a former Darth who went AWOL and found a small planet in the outskirts of the galaxy to rule over. One of the reply choices was "That sounds fun!" and when I chose it, my SI said, "How intriguing! Note to self: find a planet and conquer it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heezdedjim Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 M1-4X: "There were 15 bodyguards in The Ambassador's suite. Nevertheless, I managed to storm through them all, grab the lying fool, and leap out the window!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew_Braxton Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Two of my favorites, one on corellia (Axial Park) and one on Ord Mantell. Ord Mantell: Ensign Peters: Alright, you know the score. There's a couple dozen empty mortar shells out in the mine field. You pick up enough and get back here sorta alive, you win a prize. Alternatively, if your not one for braving the minefield you can place a bet on a runner and see if you get lucky...triple your money on a win. Character: I'll place a bet. Ensign Peters: Alright, we have a big spender here. Here's our runners. Ensign Peters: Here's Brass, He's basically a couple of shells short of a full clip. Brass: Boom, hehe, boom. Ensign Peters: Grannen's our veteran...or what's left of him. Grannen: Don't listen to that twerp, I can still run with the best of them... wait...where did you go? Ensign Peters: And Meeshta, our resident charmer. Meeshta: I'll rip out your eyes and eat them with hard rations. Ensign Peters: Hehe, of course you will. Ensign Peters: OK, that's our group, Who are you betting on? Character: Meesha has a killer instinct. I like that. Ensign Peters: Alright, get ready runners. And you get the honors, just hit the starter button and we''ll get this race underway. Cutscene: Meesha doesn't make it. Ensign Peters: Ohhhh, what a mess. Sorry friend, guess you can't win them all huh? Corellia: Father: Everywhere I looked, there were beasts bursting out of cages! Child: We got to pet the animals, tell him dad. Soldier: Were in the middle of a war zone Sir. Father: The zoo's supposed to be safe, officer, this was traumatizing. Child: It was great! Soldier: Sir, for the safety of your girl, please evacuate axial park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NevarTwentyThree Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I died when my IA deadpanned, "I like assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 M1-4X: "There were 15 bodyguards in The Ambassador's suite. Nevertheless, I managed to storm through them all, grab the lying fool, and leap out the window!" Forex is ALWAYS funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobzillaaa Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 boarding party "you are dead lady,dead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drug_cartel Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 M1-4X: ...I seized a nearby Nikto thug who was making liberal use of a flamethrower and hurdled him at the Sith Lord, igniting his robes immediately. Player: I wish I could have seen the look on his face. M1-4X: I believe it was 'surprised', sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATAMIANM Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The Vette companion quest when Vette confronts the NPC who stole a Twi'ilek heirloom..not an exact quote but close: NPC: Virus, we got any room in the harem for a skinny, ugly, annoying Twi'ilek? The Virus: Nope. Full up on ugly. (in the most deadpan voice ever). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcreep Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Inquisitor bonus series on Alderaan. After completing a quest you talk to that king in Thul Palace and he´s like totally disturbed how violent things were and hes asking if that was really necessary. One of the answers of my female character with that erotic expression on her face and a similar voice: "On Korriban, we used to have little parties whenever a fellow student died.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 The Vette companion quest when Vette confronts the NPC who stole a Twi'ilek heirloom..not an exact quote but close: NPC: Virus, we got any room in the harem for a skinny, ugly, annoying Twi'ilek? The Virus: Nope. Full up on ugly. (in the most deadpan voice ever). Why are the deadpan jokes always the best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radzkie Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Vette: You got to give it to her, she's got guts to contact you. My Jugg: I'll rip out her guts and spread them across the floor! Vette: Okay...gross. Not sure if it's the exact words, but close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupidsyrup Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Hot Random Jedi Padawan: "Many of the students say you're good with a Vibrosword." I was sooooooo hoping for a "I could show you" reply to something so erotic sounding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupidsyrup Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My favorite. Jaxo: (To Jorgan) "Sergeant, would you mind giving us some privacy?" Jorgan: "You couldn't get me to stay for a Medal of Valor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyaanisqat Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Yaaaaawwwww-awwwwwwn Edited March 6, 2013 by Koyaanisqat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NgeneR Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 SI on Hoth when Horuk Mul gives her a task: I wonder if Jedi have this much trouble getting what they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 Vette: You got to give it to her, she's got guts to contact you. My Jugg: I'll rip out her guts and spread them across the floor! Vette: Okay...gross. Not sure if it's the exact words, but close enough. I <3 vette so very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quifand Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 From start of Republic quest chain on Tatooine. Agent Fowler: "Camus! You know how I feel about corpses in my workspace!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buuli Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 A very Terminatory line when Xalek says: "Life... ended." Always gives me funny chills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 From start of Republic quest chain on Tatooine. Agent Fowler: "Camus! You know how I feel about corpses in my workspace!" im sorrry, did you say REPUBLIC quest chain?! It sounds SO imperial-y/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyexecutor Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 I always laugh when Elara says (with medical-soldier-calm voice): "Enemy livesigns are NIL, sir!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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