ElCidCampeon Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Funny one. Monkey boss in one of the dungeon says: "I'M GONNA OOOK U IN THE DOOOKER!!!!" Oh wait never mind wrong game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 "You should have seen Scourge on Dromund Kaas when he was trying to convince everyone to commit suicide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xandramos Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Female nosy reporter looking for her great footage: "If you get shot I'll do a story on you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 As BH (no it's not the "you're an idiot" line) in the aforementioned scene, right before he tries the mid trick: Jedi: "Please, drop your weapon and surrender." BH: "So....does that ever work?" On Taris: Torian (rubbing rakghoul filth on his and your armor): Get this coated on. BH: Ugh! The smell is shorting my helmet's filters! Gault: No, no! Don't put that stuff on me, I don't, er...this is my best shirt! Torian: Nice knowing you. Gault: ...Fine, do what you have to. The same quest: Torian: You hear that? BH: No, what? Gault: I don't like this. Torian: High-pitched signal! Trap! Gault: I hate when I'm right! Ha ha, these are nice ones! Can't wait to raise my mercenary. Oh, and for the person who did a monkey dungeon chef thing (wow.. That may have been the strangest thing I've ever said. And that's coming from me) please, no sarcastic comments. If you actually read this thread, you make get some chuckles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Doing a class quest now with the agent where you have to sabotage some power generators and Doc Lokin turns to me and say: "They really need to insulate those generators better... don't you think?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 From the smuggler: "Maybe this darth bandon had two heads?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 I found a funny one. It was with my new smuggler on Quesh with Risha... Talking to my one-night-stand from Taris. Taris girl: Oh so now you two... Don't worry about it Sister, it was one time. Risha: Oh so you DO know this girl? You left that part out of the story love-bug. Me: Oh please, it was back on Taris! You still hated me! I couldn't help but laugh at the "love-bug" remark. My smuggler NEVER has lady problems! It's just kind of touch-and-go with him. And don't even get me started about the time I skinny dipped with a Sith Lord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 And don't even get me started about the time I skinny dipped with a Sith Lord... Would that be Vavavoom (Vaverone) Zare on Tattooine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karkais Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 "I hate death. Especially mine." - Moff Tyrak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Read the whole thread, but started more than a month ago, so I think this may have been posted, btu I love the line. Smuggler during the daily missions on Ilum: No one can be lucky , talented and good looking all the time . . . or so I'm told Edited November 8, 2012 by Evgen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 9, 2012 Author Share Posted November 9, 2012 Read the whole thread, but started more than a month ago, so I think this may have been posted, btu I love the line. Smuggler during the daily missions on Ilum: No one can be lucky , talented and good looking all the time . . . or so I'm told Ha, that's such a smuggler quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bydandii Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I admit that my search of the thread was not exhaustive, but after many many pages I did not see this one that I got last night which had me laughing My knight reaches Tatooine, and I find myself approaching a Jawa sandcrawler sitting outside Anchorhead. Kira drops something along the lines of "Someone should tell the Jawas that no matter how large their sandcrawler, they are still always going to look short... Still, it is a sweet ride, though." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPlus Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Not sure if posted before, but hearing Talos Drellik (Inquisitor Companion healer) say this brings a smile to my face everytime: "Are we dead y-- oh my goodness! We won!" The delivery is just so heartfelt and full of relief, that I can't help smiling at the little archaeologist's line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Vette: Alright, back to official sith business. Grrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 I admit that my search of the thread was not exhaustive, but after many many pages I did not see this one that I got last night which had me laughing My knight reaches Tatooine, and I find myself approaching a Jawa sandcrawler sitting outside Anchorhead. Kira drops something along the lines of "Someone should tell the Jawas that no matter how large their sandcrawler, they are still always going to look short... Still, it is a sweet ride, though." I love Kira so much at these times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 I love Kira so much at these times. Kira is full of great one-liners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 Hooray, 90 pages! Since I take up probably 10% of those, that's over 800 funny lines! Round of applause for the writers and voice actors who managed this pure GENIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalihoJ Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Talos Drellik "I'm an archeologist, not a fighter"....the tone in which he says it adds to the quality. I did chuckle the first time I heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 Talos Drellik "I'm an archeologist, not a fighter"....the tone in which he says it adds to the quality. I did chuckle the first time I heard it. He's an archaeologist, a servant, a healer, and many more. But he is no soldier. Not in the slightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Talos Drellik "I'm an archeologist, not a fighter"....the tone in which he says it adds to the quality. I did chuckle the first time I heard it. When I first heard that, I was mildly surprised he didn't say "Dammit, Jim" beforehand. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharagonIGN Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 There is a fantastic line in the Smuggler starting zone where the Smuggler cons a dude into leaving a computer by pretending the base is under attack. There's another great one on The Essless where, when confronted by the Sith boss, the Smuggler basically says "Hey, you force dudes fight it out. This has nothing to do with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 When I first heard that, I was mildly surprised he didn't say "Dammit, Jim" beforehand. lol I bet they are trying to avoid Startrek references Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilaniGrey Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Male Jedi Knight reply to an NPC on Ilum during the planet arc: http://i.imgur.com/sZHM9.jpg Quest giver on Republic side Taris: http://i.imgur.com/WYpxy.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 13, 2012 Author Share Posted November 13, 2012 Wow Astaron. I didn't realize you can eat Jedi to learn the force. Don't tell power techs in war zones, they'll go from killing to eating sages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm-Cutter Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 BH - around about Balmorra. "Say that again....To my blaster!" Great line anyway, but really fitting if you're playing mostly dark side choices. Two of my guild members report hearing "Everyone knows that Boba Bett invented the number 4 ." - though yet to be verified. Playing the complete disbeliever on Voss yields some great one-liners. Almost worth the whole grind just to do it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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