Jepplen Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Where i come from you can do a baras. Which means pulling down your pants and showing your butt. If Darth Baras did a baras, that baras would be the baras of Baras and only a baras done by Baras would ever be the real baras as it'd be the baras of baras's and you should fear the baras of Baras' baras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) Darth Baras:do you remember all those cookiees we have been giving out to jedi? random sith: the ones we used to lure them? baras:yeah random sith 2: the ones we spent years and years perfecting? baras:yeah random sith 3:the ones that were all eaten by the jedi? baras:yeah see i may have shifted the blame on that one. random sith: you what? baras:remember when i said they stole and ate all of our cookiees? random sith 2: we slaughtered thousands of them... baras: it was me! random sith 3:how?!? baras: i ate them! random sith 2:what?!? baras: how do you think i got soooo fat! guess where i got the idea for this joke? Edited January 24, 2013 by saiyanjedidmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Darth Baras:do you remember all those cookiees we have been giving out to jedi? random sith: the ones we used to lure them? baras:yeah random sith 2: the ones we spent years and years perfecting? baras:yeah random sith 3:the ones that were all eaten by the jedi? baras:yeah see i may have shifted the blame on that one. random sith: you what? baras:remember when i said they stole and ate all of our cookiees? random sith 2: we slaughtered thousands of them... baras: it was me! random sith 3:how?!? baras: i ate them! random sith 2:what?!? baras: how do you think i got soooo fat! guess where i got the idea for this joke? Super Kami Guru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Super Kami Guru! THATS RIGHT!! YOU ANSWERED THE 1 MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION here is your 1 million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynoko Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Bioware thought of putting your masters and commanders from storyline as playable to see their storyline. But they took it out cause baras took twenty characters slot. Per server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zardozap Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 This thread explains why Darth Baras asks your character how he likes the ship he's given. It's because Darth Baras can't fit through the hatch to check it out himself. Probably wouldn't fly if he managed to either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatghost Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Ha ha! That's no moon, that's Darth Baras! nice one And here I thought I was too c-c-c-cold this morning to laugh. You just proved me wrong and ruined that particular scene for me forever; I will never again hear "space station", just "Darth Baras" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkondo Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of oysters suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly flattened when Darth Baras sat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Path-x Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 But I like Darth Baras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavendercat Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 i thought darth baras was kind of sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRamette Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 This thread never gets old, it so doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewayne Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 dont know if this has been used. but mixing alittle rl in. Darth Baras is fat because he heard hostess might be going out of business years before we did. so he at as many twinkles he could find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinapus Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Well, in all honesty, I got my scoundrel to Nar Shaddaa and she ended up meeting a few Hutts. They're definitely fatter than Darth Baras. Though that won't stop me from enjoying these jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxades Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 dont know if this has been used. but mixing alittle rl in. Darth Baras is fat because he heard hostess might be going out of business years before we did. so he at as many twinkles he could find Did he eat twinkles or Twi'leks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRamette Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Did he eat twinkles or Twi'leks? He may have eaten a few yellow twi'lecks mistaking them for Twinkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewayne Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 He may have eaten a few yellow twi'lecks mistaking them for Twinkies. twi'lek mm good in baras's mind. probably see a twi'lek and thinks twimkles. i can so here Vette saying so not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Darth Baras doesn't like the new pod racer mount in the cartel market. The chair drags across the ground when he sits on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewayne Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Darth Baras doesn't like the new pod racer mount in the cartel market. The chair drags across the ground when he sits on it. i so rofl...i could actually see that. thanks i needed a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saiyanjedidmv Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 random idiot: hey darth baras. baras: what is it? random idiot: did you know someone made a make fun of darth baras thread on swtor forums? baras: uh huh lier. random idiot: but its true! baras: shut it fool! be lucky I dont kill you right now! random idiot: k......you moon sized pikachu. baras: WHAT!!! DID YOU CALL ME!?! random idiot: a moon sized pikachu? guy who is a skilled as ash. baras: WHY YOU!!!!!! random idiot: what are you gonna do abo......(gets force fed his own limbs then, frozen in carbonite and finally blown up with a thermal detonator) baras: let that be a lesson to you now if you would excuse me im going to that all you can eat resturaunt for dinner. (later looking on the forums) baras: THERE IS A MAKE FUN OF ME THREAD!!!! if it werent so funny id kill everyone on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 random idiot: hey darth baras. baras: what is it? random idiot: did you know someone made a make fun of darth baras thread on swtor forums? baras: uh huh lier. random idiot: but its true! baras: shut it fool! be lucky I dont kill you right now! random idiot: k......you moon sized pikachu. baras: WHAT!!! DID YOU CALL ME!?! random idiot: a moon sized pikachu? guy who is a skilled as ash. baras: WHY YOU!!!!!! random idiot: what are you gonna do abo......(gets force fed his own limbs then, frozen in carbonite and finally blown up with a thermal detonator) baras: let that be a lesson to you now if you would excuse me im going to that all you can eat resturaunt for dinner. (later looking on the forums) baras: THERE IS A MAKE FUN OF ME THREAD!!!! if it werent so funny id kill everyone on it! Moon sized pikachu haha love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewend Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Darth Baras doesn't like the new pod racer mount in the cartel market. The chair drags across the ground when he sits on it. So that explains the drag marks on fleet. I woulder who made those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Darth Baras doesn't like the new tron looking gear in 1.7 People keep thinking he's a Dwarf Star when he puts it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewayne Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 news reporter: why are new taxi droids by the cidatel every other day? Guard: i am not risking my life to answer that. Baras: i need to get to Kass city. Taxi Droids. for you the ride is free, but is a 40000 credit bill for addtional weight. Baras: what??? Taxi Droids You heard me, either pay the toll or move along. Baras force lightening the droid to death and takes the taxi. news reporters oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadishist Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Darth Bare Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmashedDexi Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Once someone told Baras that speeders aren't good for him, So he stopped eating speeders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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