Captain_Zone Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Ok, ok. I know this one isn't in the game, but it was funny as hell when I first saw it... Jedi: There are too many of them! Fett: *leans out and fires 2 rounds, ducks back and looks at her* Now there are two less of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 Ok, ok. I know this one isn't in the game, but it was funny as hell when I first saw it... Jedi: There are too many of them! Fett: *leans out and fires 2 rounds, ducks back and looks at her* Now there are two less of them. Oh, Fett... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmugglersLuck Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Darth Baras: YAAAARGH!!!!!!! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Ok, ok. I know this one isn't in the game, but it was funny as hell when I first saw it... Jedi: There are too many of them! Fett: *leans out and fires 2 rounds, ducks back and looks at her* Now there are two less of them. Where was this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 14, 2012 Author Share Posted October 14, 2012 Darth Baras: YAAAARGH!!!!!!! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!! Like we haven't seen THIS 500 times before... Come on guys, I don't want our 1000th post to be a repeat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Getzo: Hey there, I'm Getzo. You in the market for spice? Giggle dust? I got it all. Bounty hunter: Spice is dangerous. You got a death wish? Getzo: You mean Doom Desire? Sorry, out of that flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 On a quest in an early planet, maybe Taris: one of those where you have to enter a building, go through a lot of mob-filled hallways until you get to your objective. I ran into a Guardian that was going the same way, and we grouped so we wouldn't be competing for mobs. We finally reach our destination, where we have to rescue some girl. She starts by saying "Hi, padawan". One of the possible answers was "Padawan?", I picked it, won the roll, and my guy says "I have to stop running around with Jedi, it's worse than being invisible." omg, my friend's smuggler said that when he was teamed up with my guardian. we were on Nar Shaddaa doing the bonus series, i believe. i love it when the convos change depending on who's in your party. such attention to detail. if you're a female smuggler on Tatooine with Corso en tow... one of your contacts starts hitting on you while you give him a "really now?" look. he goes on telling you how hot you are and that you won't ever have to buy any drinks. Corso replies, "Why thank you. I always considered myself to be ruggedly good-looking." i lol'ed so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 15, 2012 Author Share Posted October 15, 2012 Getzo: Hey there, I'm Getzo. You in the market for spice? Giggle dust? I got it all. Bounty hunter: Spice is dangerous. You got a death wish? Getzo: You mean Doom Desire? Sorry, out of that flavor. Mmm... Doom's desire... Chewing spice would be an awesome addition to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Where was this? The whole thing is fun to watch, but that line itself is in Part 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desmond_Vectom Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 The whole thing is fun to watch, but that line itself is in Part 2. Oh man, That is classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 (edited) The whole thing is fun to watch, but that line itself is in Part 2. Thanks Don't know if this has been posted yet. Darth Charnus: We must move quickly. Czerka's hull-cracker is already in the field. Are you ready to shove it down CEC's throat? (OOC: Last part sounds so wrong ) PC: I've got a pazaak game later, then a lunch with the Emperor.... Lucky you, I'm free for now. Darth Charnus: *Smirk* Good. I wouldn't want to disrupt your busy agenda. Edited October 17, 2012 by Ardim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 Thanks Don't know if this has been posted yet. Darth Charnus: We must move quickly. Czerka's hull-cracker is already in the field. Are you ready to shove it down CEC's throat? (OOC: Last part sounds so wrong ) PC: I've got a pazaak game later, then a lunch with the Emperor.... Lucky you, I'm free for now. Darth Charnus: *Smirk* Good. I wouldn't want to disrupt your busy agenda. Mmm... Lunch with the Emperor. I wonder what's on the menu? Wine, nerfburgers, souls on the innocent? Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Mmm... Lunch with the Emperor. I wonder what's on the menu? Wine, nerfburgers, souls on the innocent? Delicious. All of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 omg, my friend's smuggler said that when he was teamed up with my guardian. we were on Nar Shaddaa doing the bonus series, i believe. i love it when the convos change depending on who's in your party. such attention to detail. if you're a female smuggler on Tatooine with Corso en tow... one of your contacts starts hitting on you while you give him a "really now?" look. he goes on telling you how hot you are and that you won't ever have to buy any drinks. Corso replies, "Why thank you. I always considered myself to be ruggedly good-looking." i lol'ed so hard. I didn't actually know convos change based on your group. Kind of cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 "If I have to you know, seduce her, would you be offended?" -Agent to Watcher 2 on Dromund Kaas right before seducing a lady to get some intel. The fact that James Bond asking Moneypenny for permission popped into my mind when I heard that. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 2, 2012 Author Share Posted November 2, 2012 "If I have to you know, seduce her, would you be offended?" -Agent to Watcher 2 on Dromund Kaas right before seducing a lady to get some intel. The fact that James Bond asking Moneypenny for permission popped into my mind when I heard that. lol My agent seduces more people than he kills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royox Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) I'm still laughting at this: http://i48.tinypic.com/2pyuwk1.jpg In my insides "No, you aren't" xD Edited November 5, 2012 by Royox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 I'm on my iPhone, I couldn't see the whole picture of bowdaar. What did he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I'm on my iPhone, I couldn't see the whole picture of bowdaar. What did he say? "Finally, with you, I am a person." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meepbot Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Glad to see this thread is back from the dead ...but is there any funny lines left? after 85 pages, it seems like there wouldnt be Anyway, even with all the repeats, this just shows BW has a sense of humor, at the very least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-at-heart Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) I got a new one just by clicking on T7 in my ship the other day. Not really that funny, but it was unexpected. "T7 + Jedi = can't both camp here / T7 needs recharge port" Oh, and Lord Scourge made a comment about me possibly being young enough to still appreciate Sith teachings. Edited November 6, 2012 by Jedi-at-heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted November 6, 2012 Author Share Posted November 6, 2012 Glad to see this thread is back from the dead ...but is there any funny lines left? after 85 pages, it seems like there wouldnt be Anyway, even with all the repeats, this just shows BW has a sense of humor, at the very least There better be some left! I will not rest until I have 100 pages of belly-bustin humor. Maybe HK-51 will have some funny like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) The funniest ones I've seen so far were: Playing my agent and running Black Talon and talking to Kilran at the beginning (not accurate, but aproximate): "Is there something wrong with the holocall?" (When you choose to talk about his scar) Smuggler's storyline end in Tatooine and talking to a Jedi and a Sith: "Stop waving your hands like that, you both look ridiculous!" Doing dailies in Ilum with my trooper and using Aric Jorgan as a comp. When we land at the Waystation speeder pad after a QT, he turns to me and say: "The Jedi Temple... it's nice to see one almost in one piece!" Back in the beginning, questing in Taris, two NPCs talking to each other: "So much destruction!" "Really!!?? I hadn't notice!" When I was leveling my trooper (don'r remember where exactly) I answered a really funny line to a NPC! "If I end up a pair of smokin' boots I will be really mad!" Edited November 6, 2012 by Haggardbr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 As BH (no it's not the "you're an idiot" line) in the aforementioned scene, right before he tries the mid trick: Jedi: "Please, drop your weapon and surrender." BH: "So....does that ever work?" On Taris: Torian (rubbing rakghoul filth on his and your armor): Get this coated on. BH: Ugh! The smell is shorting my helmet's filters! Gault: No, no! Don't put that stuff on me, I don't, er...this is my best shirt! Torian: Nice knowing you. Gault: ...Fine, do what you have to. The same quest: Torian: You hear that? BH: No, what? Gault: I don't like this. Torian: High-pitched signal! Trap! Gault: I hate when I'm right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 End of the Jedi Knight story line on Voss after being threatened: Ah, so you're from a race to stupid to recognize a Jedi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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