RaptorClown Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 (edited) Darth baras so fat that if some1 melt him down, we would get enough resources to build new death star:rak_03: malak did not destroy taris, it was baras dumpin his last meal Edited December 9, 2012 by RaptorClown new idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoreGieger Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of a character that's overweight. He's not fat! He's fluffy. Darth Fluffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mawduce Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Levelling was awful for Baras. Everytime he jumped in a speeder it couldn't get off the ground, so he had to walk....which was also awful. bull, his companions rolled him everywhere. no way that fat *** walked anywhere beyond the fridge in his office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nartiuslightlord Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) Darth Baras is so fat the last time he took a taxi it nosed dived to the bottom of dromund kaas. stranded at the bottom with his apprentice "Lord Taco" he sadly after 3 hours had to eat him to survive. Upon hearing this story Lord Chicken-Leg Went into hiding. Edited December 10, 2012 by nartiuslightlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscipleXIII Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Honestly, there really needs to be an Operation where you fight Darth Baras' mother... the one thing in the universe fatter than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Honestly, there really needs to be an Operation where you fight Darth Baras' mother... the one thing in the universe fatter than him Darth Baras' mum would require two 16 man raids One from each hemisphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscipleXIII Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Darth Baras' mum would require two 16 man raids One from each hemisphere Ha! Agreed XD But seriously it would be hilarious if Bioware acknowledged the jokes about Darth Baras in the game somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptMurphy Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Darth Baras was clearly targeted first in every round of dodge ball during his early years at the Sith Academy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 As part of his spy network, Baras sometimes poses as a Hutt by putting on a suit - no padding required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Darth Baras's mom told him once to stop sitting around the house. He said "But mooooooooommmmmm! I can't get inside!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bopper Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Darth Baras went on a seafood diet. Whenever he saw food he ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Darth Baras went on a seafood diet. Whenever he saw food he ate it. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bopper Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Baras is so fat when he jumps up he gets stuck. Baras is so fat when he went to get a water bed they put a blanket kamino. Baras is so fat when he tip toes around the academy everyone yells stampede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Darth Baras: King of the Emo Rage Facepalm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetNut Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Just look at my sig. It's enough. Holy crud Baras can scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Name tags on lunches in the fridge mean nothing to Baras, In fact he just takes the whole fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartanik Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Darth Baras: King of the Emo Rage Facepalm! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ope1pXpXzT0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ope1pXpXzT0 It would be good for a chuckle if it was edited so that Ronald McDonald was on the table. He will not spill the location of the chicken nugget factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerJediRanger Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 There was once another city on Drommud Kaas, but Baras ate all the food and everyone died of starvation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Why did Darth Baras cross the road? Korriban Fried Chicken was having "All-You-Can-Eat" day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ope1pXpXzT0 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mawduce Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 after Darth Baras died, Hostess went out of business within a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 :p Can you imagine what the people in the other room are thinking lol "what the hell is he chucking a tantrum over? did the kitchen run out of pudding again..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 after Darth Baras died, Hostess went out of business within a year It's funny because it's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxades Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Darth Baras mask is a sith diet aid, like lap ban surgery. He’s loss a 100 pounds since putting it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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